Q NOTES No. 1151, Part 2: Mister Tedious

 It doesn't matter what he fucked up, or what problems he created for himself or anyone else, or whatever might have gone wrong for any reason---the waste of shit always reacts the same way, with an insane rant on the nearest social media platform, repeating totally false protests he knows by heart. A few of the old standbys:

• If he's being justifiably held accountable for anything, he cries about being persecuted on a scale never before seen in history.
• He's performed flawlessly at all times, and whatever he did was "perfect."
• Any account he provides about anything he's experienced will be completely untrue
• He'll usually threaten retaliation of some kind against somebody, but won't actually follow through.

During most of his adult life, and certainly since he announced he would run in the 2016 presidential election, the worthless pud has never said or done a single thing that improved this country in any way. Actually, everything he's said or done, either deliberately because he's a vile sociopath, or foolishly because he thinks he's perfect, or carelessly because he's lazy and ignorant, has made America a worse place to live.

Added update 12:20 AM Thursday:  I didn't even watch ten seconds of the waste of shit's ego trip on CNN tonight, but the early recaps confirm it was a goddamned nightmare: a talking pig performing for an audience of yahoos, dimwits, dipshits, and goobers - the type of nosepickers who think a talking pig is hilarious. They're easily entertained, so they enjoy splashing around in a bottomless lake of filth.

Bottom line: CNN showed the world America at its worst. They may as well turn off all the lights and lock their doors.

Q NOTES # 889: Sunday Slop Jar

In 2016, when Donny (Dummy) Adormi was campaigning as a candidate for precedent (sic), it was painfully obvious to sensible Americans that he was a waste of shit who lacked any experience, skills, or knowledge that qualified him to start a political career in the most powerful elected office in the world. He wasn't merely unqualified, he was incompatible with the entire concept of federal government service, due to assorted mental deficiencies and multiple personality disorders. 

Still, the national news media gave him millions of dollars worth of free favorable publicity and downplayed his weaknesses by insisting that if elected, Dummy Don would be surrounded by capable, experienced advisors who would enable him to grow into the job.

By early 2017, it was horrifyingly obvious the media predictions of 2016 were utter horse manure, and the election result was the worst fucking mistake this damned country ever made. Nearly all the people chosen to surround Dummy Don were loyalists as incompetent and corrupt as he is.

That sickening mistake has us now facing the reality of an aggressive christian (sic) nationalist movement essentially controlling the U.S. Supreme Court, and conspiracies in several states with Trumplickan legislatures to replace democracy with elections controlled by state legislatures rather than voters.

Copied from Merriam-Webster, the definition of trumpery:

Definition of trumpery

1a : worthless nonsense

b : trivial or useless articles

Q NOTES # 818: Saturday Mumbling

It's so easy being Donnie Drizzle that even an ignorant, incompetent sociopath like Donnie himself can handle the job. For example, all he needs to do is simply say the evidence that the 2020 election was stolen from him is overwhelming and irrefutable, and millions of the most worthless people on the planet will believe him -- although he's never produced a single shred of proof, since none has ever existed.

Without millions of morons and misfits who are unwilling to differentiate lies from truth, there could be no Donnie as we know him. Those hopeless idiots don't realize that he needs THEM much more than they need HIM.

Question: What in god's name qualifies something like Tucker Carlson to pontificate about masculinity?

Q NOTES # 723: Rainy Days

Rainy mornings like the one I'm coping with today put me in a gloomy mood. Since I can't do my usual outdoor stuff, I piddle away a few hours on the internet, looking for news that could improve my attitude. One report that did the trick concerns the rough start that Donnie Pisspuddle's new social media operation is experiencing. It would be comforting to know that whatever remains of Donnie's life will be a steady stream of misery and disappointment.

While sewage is oozing through cracks in the foundation of Pisspuddle's world, things have been getting brighter for Joe since his State of the Union address. Anything that's good for Joe is also good for the Democratic Party as a whole, and infuriating for all Trumpunklicans.

Speaking of Trumpunklicans, some of them are making panic threats about political warfare if (when) the House 1/6 committee refers Pisspuddle's case to the Department of Justice for actual criminal investigation. Those clowns desperately need a media narrative that Donnie being punished for seditious conspiracy equals doomsday for Democrats. Different day, same old shit.   

Same day 11:44 PM: Final thought. A few years ago, we watched as Putin led Pisspuddle around like a miniature poodle on a leash. Back then, we knew Pisspuddle was an incompetent, unqualified sociopath with serious ego issues. Putin looked like a shrewd operator compared to the guy sniffing his butt. Now we're getting a clearer look at Putin, and maybe we overestimated him because he was being compared to a mediocre TV reality show host.

Running Scared

Fortunately for fat Assolini, there are other people with the willingness and resources to foot the bill for his legal fees, because he's now doing that thing he always does: filing a lawsuit to escape being held accountable for his numerous crimes & misdemeanors. 

On the other side, it appears that many Democrats are preparing for complete surrender after Joe Manchin dropped his latest bombshell about single-handedly killing BBB, which (according to the mainstream media) is equivalent to ending the Biden presidency, restoring Trumplican control of Congress next year, and probably returning Dummito Assolini to the White House in 2025, with the end of democracy in America occurring soon thereafter.

Gym Jordan was on Fox News, whining about the 1/6 Committee Democrats weaponizing government against their political enemies. Was Gym comatose during Dummito's term in the White House, or does he simply know Fox News viewers are so stupid, they'll believe anything they hear on that channel?

Digby @ Hullabaloo: The national media was fascinated by Assolini because he gave them a goddamned TV reality show that (to them) was so bad it was good, instead of a principled, competent and effective presidency. By their current standards of what makes the news fun, Joe can't measure up. That's another sad statement about how rapidly the United States was debased and degraded by a rotten sociopath. 

Dummito Assolini snapped his fingers twice and Anthony Kennedy retired, opening up an extra Supreme Court seat for Assolini to fill. There's a lesson there that Stephen Breyer hasn't learned yet, and needs to.

That Look You Get When You Shit a Brick

Q NOTES # 300

It's not permanent exile, but with Cheez Doodle rapidly being denied access to social media platforms, it'll do for now. Someone should tell Little Marco Rubio that when Cheezy refuses to follow the rules, he faces the consequences and fuck his fucking grievances. Too many people wasting too much time trying to avoid hurting Cheezy's feelings. Meanwhile, rewarding his repulsive behavior has made him even more repulsive.

Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court is bad enough, and the woman he's married to is at least as bad, maybe even worse. Hope Joe is able to replace Clarence during his first term. He's been there long enough, and done enough damage.

Q NOTES 282: One Step Closer

The people around Cheez Doodle who still have some ability to perceive and adapt to reality are really starting to piss him off. So far, he's been betrayed by Booger Barr, Fat Mike Pompeo, and Moscow Mitch, among others. The latest name to pop up on Cheezy's Shit List is faithful VP Mike Puntz. The scenario is that the Lincoln Project produced an ad with the message that Puntz will drive the final nail into Cheezy's political coffin when he presides over the joint session on January 6th, during which Congress will confirm the Electoral College votes. The word is that the ad worked exactly the way it was meant to, pushing Cheezy closer to the rim of the abyss.

As he flounders in the quicksand of so much disloyalty, Cheezy is clinging to the smaller group of dead-end losers who happily tell him the kind of crap he wants and needs to hear, including madman Mike Flynn, Rudy Pootie, Gym Jordan, and Sidney Powell.

Twenty-nine days to go, more or less. 

It might be worth my time to keep an eye on what's happening at Deutsche Bank. If Cheez Doodle's whole house collapses on him after January 20th, this is very possibly where the ceiling starts crumbling. 

Whistling in the Dark

The whistleblower story keeps getting better all the time. Latest report: Donnie made promises by phone to foreign leader that set off alarms in the intelligence community.

Now Donnie says he did nothing wrong. So why is he desperately trying to keep the facts buried? He asks if anyone thinks he'd be dumb enough to do what has been reported, but if there's anything we know for sure about Donnie, it's that he's a dumb asshole who lies constantly.

All he has to do to clear this up is let the legal process run its course, right? And to keep the record straight, Donnie hasn't done one goddamn thing for the good of the USA in his life.

PS: The stuff Donnie's done that should have put him behind bars? Oh hell, we passed that months ago. The punishment now should be much more severe than a little jail time. 

Chosen? By whom?

I see Squats & Shits has a fresh scam in the works, one that meshes with his egomania, delusions of grandeur, and narcissism. This is something we've seen from the 3rd rate TV reality show bozo numerous times already: He says (or tweets) something really fucked up and outrageous ("I am the chosen one" for example). Then he waits to see how it plays with his (R) base and the media.

Usually the cult members go along with any goddamn thing he says (and in this case, many of those fucking idiots already think he's on a mission from god). So he waits to see if there's any media backlash. If there is, he immediately slides into escape mode: The fake media are (a) lying, or (b) twisting his words, or (c) misunderstood what he really said, or (d) just can't take a joke.

Something like this happened with the asinine "Let's buy Greenland" scam, which predictably blew up in his face. He'll go with "I'm the chosen one" until the public ridicule becomes intolerable. Let's hope it does, and soon.

Added 5:47 PM: He's bad-mouthing Jews? Well, why not? It worked for Hitler in Germany. 

Bottom line: He won't stop doing this shit as long as he thinks there's a chance he can get away with it. The one (only) thing he understands is media manipulation.

TV celebrity "strikes" back.

The reality show guy did it again, and the media fell for it again.

The Donny Stink Eye Show

A fair amount of news today, mostly pretty good. This morning, Donny Stink Eye staged another episode of his reality show, this time to perform for TV cameras with a threatened work stoppage until House Democrats stop investigating him. See, legislation and investigation are incompatible activities. Of course, Stink Eye is one of those people who can't scratch his butt and spell his last name at the same time.

The Stink Eye never blinks?

Off with his head?

In Donnie Spud's feeble mind, not being dragged to the guillotine and beheaded = exonerated.

(Actually, Spud doesn't believe much of the shit that plops out of his mouth. He's just shoveling slop to the boobs, gomers and yahoos to make sure they stay aggrieved).

According to a fairly reputable poll, public support for impeachment is increasing.

Show me a Donnie Sniffer who believes Spud was "chosen" and I'll show you somebody who's too fucked up to vote.

Crazier than a shithouse rat

Donnie Hump is angry because Bernie Sanders got so much favorable attention on Fox News? Worth reading this item at AlterNet for a clear picture of what insanity looks like.

Added 4:06 PM Wednesday: There are arguments among Democrats today over the wisdom of Democratic candidates appearing on Fox News (town hall meetings, debates, etc). Some observers apparently watched Bernie Sanders get a little applause and believe that now, everybody should be on Fox News.

Bernie is not a Democrat, making him irrelevant as a 2020 nominee as far as I'm concerned. Here's another news bulletin: There aren't ten devoted followers of the orange piss stain in the whole country who are going to vote for Bernie, even if he's on Fox News every hour from now until Thanksgiving. Bernie will take more votes from the eventual Democratic nominee than he'll ever take from Hump (see 2016).

If Democrats think they can win in 2020 by converting disciples of Donnie (people who depend on Fox News for information), they're nuts. They'll win if their ticket and their platform produce energy, excitement and enthusiasm among voters, especially

• those voters who sat out the 2016 election,
• Bernie supporters who ended up voting for Hump, and 
• voters who picked Jill Stein over Hillary.

They may be able to switch some Republicans, but none who are locked into Fox News propaganda.

Tax problems

Hucklebuck Sanders, one of several really repulsive women filling desk space in Donnie Hump's traveling flea circus, argues that members of Congress who are demanding the piss stain's tax returns lack the intelligence to understand them. That sounds like a line Donnie came up with all by himself, and ordered Hucklebuck to work into her next TV interview.

The Positive Part

There's one benefit to having Double Cheese Shitburger tell roughly 8,000 documented lies since taking office: Whenever he says something, I don't need to wonder if it might be true. The odds are about a million-to-one that it's not.

Misspoke

This one time, he's right. But he didn't do it on purpose. Whenever Donald Wangdoodle says something that has the ring of truth, it's purely accidental.

Now that Democrats hold a majority in the House of Representatives, good things are finally about to happen. We know that's true because Wangdoodle is having a cat. The committees that let him run wild while under GOP control are now preparing to peel the scabs off every lesion in Wangdoodle's long history of lying, cheating, and stealing. People with firsthand knowledge of his filth and corruption, and no sense of personal loyalty to Wangdoodle? That sounds like just what the doctor ordered to me, along with tax returns and eyewitness testimony.

He likes acting, not the real thing.

Daily Kos explains how Donald Wangdoodle has turned the executive branch of the federal government into a replica of a lousy TV reality show, and how Chinless Mitch is making it possible.

Added 4:04 PM Monday 4 Feb: Sarah Hunkabunk Sanders, his so-called press secretary, defends Donald Wangdoodle's laziness by telling media that Donald has this unique leadership style, see, and "the results speak for themselves."

Yeah, Hunkabunk, the results of the fat motherfucker's leadership style are obvious to everybody who's paying attention.

Added 7:13 PM Monday 4 Feb: One of the 3-4 realists on Fox News says that when Wangdoodle declares a national emergency to divert military funds for his Great Wall of Wangdoodle, the courts will take over and eventually rule it's illegal. Won't matter though, since it'll buy him enough time to convince the Deplorable Disciples of Donald (DDDs) that it's another big win for him (and them). The scam will work because it always works. The reality that intelligent people experience in our daily lives doesn't exist for those losers, thanks to Wangdoodle's unique leadership style, and the fact that they only have the minimum number of working brain cells necessary to maintain survival functions such as breathing and taking a crap.

Their Pathetic Ignorance

In case anyone failed to notice, Donny B. Pootin and his gang are still exploiting the incredible stupidity of the deplorable disciples to make some easy money.

Shooting down the theory that Donny B. Pootin didn't really expect to win the election and had other things in mind.

The biggest difference between Donny B. and Hitler? Probably that Hitler went to war against Russia.

Would it take eighteen months for a special counsel investigation to determine that Donny B. hasn't done anything illegal? I seriously doubt it.

Donny B. predicts the stock market will tank if he's impeached, but I think there's a strong argument to be made for a booming economy instead.

We'll know we're making real progress when even Fox News stops giving Donny B. Pootin airtime on TV to perform his broken record novelty act.

Forget negotiating with the s.o.b.

There's no opening for any honest negotiation with Donnie Phugtupp, because (a) he doesn't know what he really wants, and (b) even if he knew, he'd never fulfill his end of the bargain. The guy's a fucking joke.

Added 5:08 PM: Finally, the rest of the world is being told what a lot of us have known for nearly three years. It's about time, too. The rise of Donnie Phugtupp is a perfect illustration of pervasive cultural depravity in the United States. Phugtupp's fans are the same people who made shit like Duck Dynasty a hit on TV.

The most depressing single thing I can think of right now is that after two years of this worthless asshole's constant failure, we still allow his devoted followers to vote.

Stupid, stupid, stupid

Okay, Tiny, let's examine this from another angle. If Saturday Night Live should be illegal, what should Fox News be?

There are plenty of times when Tiny tells nothing but lies, but there's never a time when he tells only the truth.