Sadder Daze II

Holy shit, tell me this can't be true! Dudley Toadfartz (known to Joe B as The Sick Fuck, or TSF for short) has told reporters that Texan Greg Abutt is on his short list of potential VP running mates. There were already at least 10,999 solid reasons to convict TSF on all 91 felony counts and lock him up for a minimum of ten years, and now there are 11,000. There are hints being dropped that Texan Greg might not be as overjoyed as TSF expected him to be.

Q NOTES No. 1,125: Texas and Other T Topics

 Greg Abutt is a worthless political hack and a pitiful bottom feeder, so it should come as no surprise that an item near the top of his To Do list is issuing a pardon to an asshole who was just convicted of murder. For the record, this case doesn't involve any miscarriage of justice, so it's just another example of Greg Abutt being the worst human being he can be, making him perfect for the MAGA Monkey party.

If Clearance Thomas isn't aware of federal disclosure laws or doesn't understand them, he has no business sitting on the Supreme Court. 

The pro-Russia MAGA Monkeys (like Mucker Carlson and Empty Greene) have found a new playmate in would-be espionage agent Jack Teixeira. This punk needs a prison term, not a hero's welcome, but Mongo Wrongo has made violations of the Espionage Act something the neat kids do.

Q NOTES # 847: STFU, Sunday Edition

Donnie Duhmp's superiority complex is laughable considering he's one of the most inferior living creatures on earth, but he apparently believes that he's inherently above the law. 

It doesn't help matters when an airhead like NBC's Chuck Todd uses his TV time to discuss whether or not the country can handle the criminal prosecution of a former precedent (sic). Americans are notoriously suggestible, and we don't need assholes like Todd pushing the stupid notion that penalizing Duhmp will be intolerable for them. 

Greg Abutt is a weak, worthless political hack trying to sell the idea that his loss to Beto O'Rourke in November would be catastrophic for America. As usual, he's wrong again. Being rid of Abutt wouldn't even be bad for Texas, much less the whole country. 

Q NOTES # 778: Signs of the Times

In today's Trumplican party, having a record as a sexual predator is an asset rather than a liability, especially in shitholes like Nebraska. 

Question 11: Will Greg Abutt ever be punished by Texas voters for pissing so many millions of dollars down rat holes with his pointless political stunts? Probably not, since the Basic Stupidity Rate in Texas exceeds the national average.

A few years ago, Ronny Jackson's name first appeared in news reports when he was Donnie Dump's official White House doctor, and made several ridiculous statements about the dumper's phenomenal excellent health. The more media attention Ronny received, the more suspicious his professional behavior seemed. Of course, once it was established that he was a worthless political hack, he was a natural for the office of U.S. representative from a backwater district in Texas. His downhill slide into disgrace continues as it now seems he was involved in the 1/6 coup attempt, along with Murk Meadows, Pule Gosar, Andy Biggs, Gym Jordan, Mope Brooks, Marjorrhea T. Greene, and more.

More evidence is accumulating, and it's becoming obvious that a lot of Trumplicans endorsed by the dumper are avoiding debates with their MAGA primary opponents to conceal their lack of qualifications (and the fact that all endorsements were based strictly on disgusting personal allegiance to the GDMF himself). 

Related question: When the dumper and Herschel Walker appear together onstage, does Herschel seem smarter compared to the dumper, or vice versa?

Q NOTES # 764: Another one?

Like worthless political hack Greg Abutt, who insisted on carrying out a political dog-and-pony show that resulted in a huge amount of wasted food and economic damage to the state, there's another creepy Trumplican named Briscoe Cain who's making Texas a rotten place to live with political stunts.

Badass Briscoe Cain

 Question of the hour, Monday morning edition: How can Trumplicans ever get well and become Republicans again when so many of them are still crawling to Florida to sniff Don Vaselini's  butt? 

Judging by his remarks to Sean Hannjob during a TV interview, Don Vaselini believes that bragging about his close friendship with Vlad Pootin will help him win votes in 2024.

Q NOTES # 730: Southern Stereotypes

The governor of Mississippi is a guy named Tate Reeves. He's not very bright, which isn't surprising considering it's Mississippi, and physically he matches the stereotype of every southern redneck politician we've seen in movies and TV shows over the years.

One look and we know he's gub'ner of Mississippi.

Daily Kos @ another excellent reason to boot worthless political hack Greg Abutt out of his government job. I can't think of one thing he's done that made Texas a better place to live.

Herschel Walker was an outstanding running back as both a college and professional football player. That doesn't make him a noteworthy scholar, and definitely doesn't qualify him to serve in the U.S. Senate. One ignorant TrumpunKKKlican senator with a background in SEC football is one more than is needed, and Tommy Tuberville's ass is already in that seat.