Showing posts with label Quarantined. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Q NOTES # 660: Short Cuts 84

There are more reasons to despise worthless political hack Greg A Butt than I can count, but another one has emerged. A Butt has done more than any other single person in Texas to ensure that every COVID variant has unrestricted access to every person in the state, and now that his (lack of) efforts have exploded in his face, he's demanding handouts and assistance from the federal government. This disgusting display perfectly illustrates the reason Trumplicans should never be allowed to hold any elected office at any level of government.

Donnie Pudd apparently believes the freedom of speech protected by the Constitution entitles him to a Twitter account with no restrictions. It's almost impossible to believe any asshole that ignorant could ever sit in the White House as a so-called precedent (sic) for four hours, much less four years. Now he insists that all the Pudd duds in his audience cancel their own Twitter accounts. Let's see how that works out.

Pudd has scrubbed his much-anticipated Mar-a-Loogie press conference on January 6th, 2022. He presented a list of reasons for the cancellation (s.o.s.), but the real reason is probably that legitimate news media operations would've ignored him completely as an irrelevant bullshit salesman. For disappointed Pudd duds, Donnie promised to cover the same tired old grievances at another "rally" later in the month. 

While we're discussing stuff that thoroughly chaps my ass, I'm partly amused and mostly disgusted by January 6th insurrection terrorists wallowing in self-pity because decent, civilized people are glad to see them behind bars. They should have listened when their mamas told them, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Jeff Tiedrich Said it

Jeff Tiedrich is a man who is apparently best known for his humorous observations on Twitter re: the asshole who is no longer residing in the White House. The tweet making the rounds today is this one:

holy fucking shit, the real culprits in all of this are the producers of The Apprentice, who took a bankrupt imbecile with no impulse control and the attention span of a coked-up squirrel and peddled him to millions of gullible dopes as ThE sMaRtEsT bUsInEsSmAn In ThE uNiVeRsE

Monday, October 4, 2021

Q NOTES # 568: Short Cuts 59

There have been a few times in recent years when I needed the expertise of attorneys to guide me through matters like the legal disposition of an estate, and I always appreciated their service (which never came cheap). So I understand the need for lawyers generally, but there's no need in a civilized society for lawyers like this Eastman asshole, whose only service is feeding a fat bastard like Dummito Assolini the information he wants to hear.

When I joined Facebook several years ago, I did it because it looked like a great way to keep up with what my kids were doing (and later, what my kids and their kids were doing). Gradually, I've realized I have less and less use for Facebook in my life, and I can't see any personal downside if the whole operation shuttered the windows and locked the doors for good.

Added 6:01 PM Tuesday: One of the thousands of things that I despise about Dummito Assolini is his inability to just STFU. Strangely enough, his refusal to STFU may eventually be something to be thankful for.

The Texas Tribune reports that Trumplicans want more control over elections, even in counties where Dummito Assolini received 80 percent of the vote. Obviously, these mental defectives are crazier than hell.

Desperately seeking money, Assolini has decided that Make America Great Again Again will enable him to sell new red caps with the MAGAA logo to brain-dead yahoos who bought the original MAGA caps. It's fair to say that without millions of Americans who are stupider than shit, there could be no Dummito Assolini.

Monday, September 20, 2021

Q NOTES # 554: Short Cuts 51

Some news this morning: Insurance companies are ending waivers of co-pays and/or deductibles for COVID treatment. It'll be cheaper to get the free vaccinations and stay out of the hospital in the first place, but who knows if this will sink in with the anti-vax crowd. If they still refuse, they'll find out their "freedom" comes with a price tag attached.

The former guy, Pizza Krapp, is apparently working against Moscow Mitch, which could give Democrats an advantage in next year's midterm elections. More @ Daily Kos. By the time Trumplicans acknowledge that Krapp doesn't care about any agenda but his personal ego gratification, it may be too late.

This is bad, and some heads should roll. There's no good reason apparent to me why former guy shouldn't be in prison, joined by every one of his accomplices.

Added 1:20 PM Tuesday: The newest Texas anti-abortion law is the kind of poorly designed horseshit that the dumbass Trumplicans who run the state are famous for. 

Let's be clear about one thing: Assholes who could be vaccinated and choose not to be should NEVER be at the front of the line for treatment if (when) they get infected. Rewarding stupidity only produces more stupidity.

Friday, September 10, 2021

Q NOTES # 544: Short Cuts 47

Maybe getting sicker than shit, then being pulled off death's doorstep, is more effective than all the arguments sane people can make to persuade the anti-mask, anti-vaccine dead end losers. 

We can always know when Joe's doing something right: Right-wing media will go ape-shit crazy, screaming about tyranny (after ignoring four years of Donny Dump's malfeasance and abuse of power). Joe is using his executive authority to require certain organizations to implement vaccine/testing protocols. The same assholes who prohibit abortions are insisting that getting the COVID vaccination should be a personal private matter between a citizen and his (or her) physician. 

Here's the bottom line: Trumplicans realize they can't defeat Joe when nearly 60 percent of Americans like what he's doing for the country. If his handling of the pandemic results in restored high approval ratings, the Trumplicans are finished. That likely explains their effort to fan the flames where COVID is concerned, keeping the crisis alive. They need Joe to fail.

Joe's hitting them hard, speaking for the majority and making it clear that we've run out of patience and are fed up with their bullshit. And there's no Trumplican alive who can make a credible plea that Joe's guilty of intolerable authoritarianism. Not after the Dump.

Speaking of the Dump, it's almost laughable that he's spending the twentieth anniversary of the 9/11 attack doing commentary on pay-per-view TV coverage of boxing featuring old timers like Evander Holyfield. The Dump was out of his element in the White House or attending international conferences with world leaders. Running his mouth on some shitty, sleazy, fourth-rate TV boxing match is the sort of stuff he was born to do.

It has often occurred in my life that the best things that happened to me came at the end of what seemed like an endless waiting period. With that in mind, to get the desired results in court, it may take plenty of time to build the criminal cases against the people behind the 1/6 insurrection and attack on Congress.

Sunday, August 22, 2021

Q NOTES # 525: Short Cuts 38

I was reading about the former guy's pep rally in Cullman, Alabama yesterday. Apparently, Cheez Doodle suggested that his dead-end disciples go ahead and get vaccinated. Those who witnessed this would-be spectacle report that the suggestion was greeted with loud booing from the audience, and seemed to catch Cheezy by surprise. There's a mild implication that dead-end disciples of Donnie may now control HIM more than he controls THEM. That would be a hoot.

Friday, August 20, 2021

Q NOTES # 523: Short Cuts 37

We don't need to be hanging around Afghanistan to deal with theocratic lunatics and deranged terrorists. We have plenty of both right here at home, and we can thank the former guy for leading them into the open, making them easy to identify.

Maybe we should be as worried about the domestic terrorists who are promising to start Civil War II as we are about those in Afghanistan. 

Donny Doodle's dilemma: Can he figure out how to attack Joe for doing something he promised to do himself even sooner? Yeah, eventually. 

I've decided that if Trump Lumps were even remotely capable of experiencing shame and disgrace, they would cease to exist as Trump Lumps.. 

In Texas and Florida, A-Butt and Death Sentence are facing resistance from school districts over their orders to eliminate mask mandates. Bad news for (R) governors is usually good news for me.  

I never heard of Cullman, Alabama until now, but it's another red state garbage dump that will host the former guy's latest pep rally for 20,000 of his number 1 fans. Alabama joins Texas and Florida as one of the hell holes where COVID is running amok, and the pep rally won't help much. How many of those anticipated 20,000 party-goers will be heading back to their homes in other states after the clusterfuck?

Monday, August 9, 2021

Q NOTES # 512: Short Cuts 30

 According to an online newsletter I receive daily from The Washington Post, the COVID pandemic of 2020 has been essentially replaced by the delta pandemic, which accounts for about 94 percent of all new infections. The anti-vax and anti-mask losers will keep me living in virtual quarantine indefinitely.

Saturday, July 31, 2021

Q NOTES # 503: Short Cuts 25

An essay @ Daily Kos is recommended: It's way past time for decent Americans to buckle up and let all those trump lumps who refuse vaccination know that the country's fed up with their worthless asses.

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Q NOTES # 494: Short Cuts 20

Juanita Jean's blog is discussing the blatant corruption in Texas government, and as usual, Greg Abbott is right in the middle of everything. One of many things to hate about Texas is that virtually the entire state government is controlled by scumbags elected by morons.

Two words that both describe and explain today's RepubliQAn Party? Scared and stupid. 

Added 11:55 AM Friday 23 July: Here's a step in the right direction that's better late than never. Kay Ivey, the (R) governor of Alabama, leads a state in which the COVID vaccination rate is less than 34 percent. She's making it clear that the people who aren't yet vaccinated are the problem in Alabama, and need to get with the program. 

Monday, July 5, 2021

Q NOTES # 477: Short Cuts 10

It was obvious that Greg Abbott was a worthless political hack years ago, when he used his position as Texas AG to make a bogus argument that strict voter ID law changes were essential to reverse a flood of fraudulent votes that he knew damned well didn't exist. 

Now he's the so-called governor and he's promising to piss away state revenue on the orange menace's border wall, instead of using it on something worthwhile, like improving the Texas electric power grid. Abbott is a rotten person, and totally useless as a government official.

Rudy Kaputie is a fool, and the proof is that he actually believed orange menace intended to compensate him for his labor in developing and spreading The Big Lie. Instead, he's getting The Big GFY treatment.

Rudy is a fool, but he fits right in because nearly half of Americans are also damned fools. It's stunning that such a large percentage of the population never understood or refused to accept the facts of the matter when it came to the pandemic. We'd be closer to the end of it if more people had gotten with the program early and stayed on board. While I'm on the topic, let's get real. America may be Saved, but if it is, the orange menace and his trashy followers won't have anything to do with it. The country will be Saved in spite of them, not because of them.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Q NOTES # 469: Short Cuts 5

It's been pleasantly refreshing to be rid of former guy's AG, Billy (Booger) Barr, for a few months. The new AG isn't perfect but Garland is about a million times better than Booger. At any rate, Booger has resurfaced in an interview with statements that are much more than a day late and a dollar short. This stuff might have earned him a few bonus points last November, but not at this stage of the game.

Update, from Wonkette: The advantage in having the media hyping DeSantis as the leader for the 2024 nomination is that Cheez Doodle's head might explode sooner rather than later.

Saturday, June 12, 2021

Q NOTES # 454: Downfalls

John Dean was a significant figure in the downfall of the first terrible (R) president in my lifetime. Over the years he's sort of become the resident expert on presidential corruption and criminal activity, meaning his perspective on the latest horror story involving the Department of Justice is worth noting for the record. Now that the Biden administration is washing the windows and sanitizing the place, we're learning that what former guy and his gutter trash were up to was even worse than we thought it was at the time.

Another observation worth considering: When Vladimir Putin and RepubliQan trump humpers praise the former guy, they use almost identical words to describe him. 

As the law starts closing in on former guy in New York, there's some speculation in the press regarding the involvement of his rotten spawn in various illegal financial activities. Would Cheezy be willing to sell out his kids if he thought it would mean a softer deal for him? The better question: Is there any particular reason to expect he wouldn't? This is a guy who leaves a trail of human wreckage behind him everywhere he goes.

Friday, May 21, 2021

Q NOTES # 432: Grifter

In a sign of just how fucked up this country is now, there's a new report explaining how we're paying the former guy for the privilege of protecting his sorry ass. Since January 20th, Cheezy has billed the U.S. Secret Service about $40,000 for rooms at Mar-a-Loogie to house the agents assigned to his detail. Fuck this crap. Anywhere he goes, he stays in one of the trump dumps he owns.

Meanwhile, taxpayers in Arizona may be forced to buy millions of dollars worth of new election equipment because the existing machines have been compromised by the bogus "audit" of Maricopa County ballots, and need to be replaced.

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Q NOTES # 423: Courage

In a true display of courage, RepubliQan-style, Liz Cheney was booted out of her House leadership position by a voice vote, rather than an actual tabulation of yeas and nays for the record.

There are signs that this whole episode is a net positive for Democrats. First of all, Liz Cheney has support among some (R)s, and the broad that former guy has hand-picked to replace Cheney lacks support among some (R)s. There's a formula for prolonged disunity right there -- then add the fact that as Little Dick Cheney's daughter, Liz will be empowered to keep up her sharp attacks on former guy and his Big Lie. As they say, hell hath no fury like -----

One interesting theory I've read is that Liz has her eye on 2024 and perceives that former guy is already losing strength among (R) voters. After the investigators and prosecutors are done with his ass, he'll be damaged goods and Liz will be ready to lead a party that could finally be willing to admit it's had enough.

Betsy DeVos, previously the worst Secretary of Education in history, believes that former guy will play a big part in the future of the RepubliQan Party. I believe that might be possible, but probably not in the same way DeVos does.

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Q NOTES # 416

One of the enjoyable things about being the make-believe precedent (sic) for former guy Donny D.K. was that several RepubliQans in Congress would happily let him use them like they were some of those inflatable sex dolls -- most notably Louie Gohmert, Devin Nunes, Lindsey Graham, Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan and Rafael (Ted) Cruz. Now we can add Empty Greene and her partner, Laurie Boebert, plus Rotten Ron DeSantis. In fact, it isn't too extreme to say that virtually every elected (R) is eager to be used by the nasty man for pleasuring himself in naughty ways.

Added 12:09 PM Wednesday: If Donny D.K. wants his Facebook account reinstated so he can use it to continue fleecing his moron followers, he may have to knock off that bullshit about the 2020 election being stolen. What's more important to  D.D.K.?  We know that what's not important to him is paying Rudy Frutti for his lawyer services.

The former guy has supposedly launched his official personal social media platform, and it's apparently a piece of shit. Was there ever any reason to expect anything else?

Lowlife dipshits like Rudy Frutti never realize what a rotten scumbag the former guy is until it's too late, and he's left them dangling to take the fall instead of him.

Thursday, April 29, 2021

Q NOTES # 410

If former guy Porky Prick wasn't so repulsive, his constant whining and pleas for attention might be pathetic. It's killing the fat slob to see Joe getting so much love for the millions of COVID vaccinations performed since January.

The task facing RepubliQans now is telling millions of Americans something like this: "That stuff you like about what Biden's been doing? You don't really like that stuff."

Trying to convince a majority of American voters that they don't really want what they want for the country is business as usual for (R)s, who ran out of ideas in the eighties.

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Q NOTES # 402: Today's WLMM Update

Tucker Carlson, Empty Greene and the rest of the WLMM * gang took a solid body blow yesterday after the jury's verdict in the D. Chauvin murder trial. Tucker may need six weeks to recover, but he's a weakling anyway.

* White Lives Matter Most

Added 4:51 PM: Based on some of the reports I've seen today, the WLMM crowd is interpreting the George Floyd verdict as an omen that white males in general, and white male police officers in particular, are an endangered species in today's United States. To the WLMM lunatic fringe, Chauvin was convicted of murder just for doing his job. Them people are crazy as hell if they believe a cop's job is murdering anybody. 

An argument could be made that the world would be better off if the white supremacy crazies really were an endangered species. They aren't contributing anything of value to human civilization. 

Some right-wingers are arguing that there can't be systemic racism in America because Barack Obama was elected and Chauvin was convicted. Sorry, but the racists weren't responsible for either event, and both occurred in spite of them (as proven by their constant pissing and moaning).. 

We'll get many, many reminders that RepubliQAns never give a damn about national debt unless there's a Democratic president in the White House who's trying to clean up a RepubliQAn precedent's (sic) mess. 

Something that keeps me perplexed or irritated is the (R) pretense about Keeping America First when (R)s spent four years watching former guy try to make the U.S. a Russian territory serving Putin's agenda.

 Some polls in recent news find that Joe Biden continues to be popular, most people agree with the Derek Chauvin conviction, and former guy Plenty O'Butt may be gradually losing support among (R) voters. It's possible there's hope for the future after all.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Q NOTES # 401: Immunity

@ USA TODAY: Given the fact that idiots make up such a large percentage of the U.S. population, COVID herd immunity is probably not attainable as a realistic goal. It might be someday, depending on the mortality rate among followers of former guy Plenty O'Butt.

Friday, April 16, 2021

Q NOTES # 397: Security

It's really tricky being a RepubliQAnon who voted to impeach the former guy, Plenty O'Butt, back when he was still the current guy. Since O'Butt is making it clear that all of them should be gotten rid of, they're now shelling out big bucks for private security & protection services.

It wouldn't bother me at all if those jerks who refuse to wear masks, practice social distancing, or be vaccinated for COVID are required to forfeit medical treatment if they get sick as a result of infection. Let 'em deal with the illness in the name of protecting their damned freedom, or at least send 'em to the end of the line for hospital admission.

It's amazing to me that the devoted WLMM * followers of former guy Plenty O'Butt are forming an "America First" congressional caucus. This is amazing because the former guy spent his entire election campaign and single term as a so-called precedent (sic) being essentially the equivalent of a paid Russian agent reporting to Vladimir Putin. America was never first. Russia was first, and former guy's personal interests were second. Lady Ivanka's personal interests were third, and that's where the list ended. 

Of course, RepubliQAnons use expressions like "America first" to represent their desire to reverse about 220 years of progress and restore the America of 1800, with white Christian men making all the rules, and everyone else following them. 

* White Lives Matter Most

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