The Real Power

Get used to seeing and hearing about this guy, since he's apparently the big gun in the fat fuhrer's select group of asshole-sniffers. His name is Bannon. In the Pee Pee Reich, this is what power looks like.

Added 7:08 PM Friday 27 January: A good conspiracy theory is emerging on the Internet. We know that Putin has arrested several of his own intelligence agents who were working with U.S. intelligence on the investigation of Russian hacking and election tampering. After his so-called election, Fatso got detailed intelligence briefings about the investigation. Did he learn the IDs of the Russians, then turn the names over to his butt buddy Vladimir? Maybe, maybe not, but the fact that it seems plausible says plenty about Fatso.

Embarrassing Moments @ The Company

One of Porky's first stops was a visit to the CIA to tell them he doesn't really think they're Nazis. He changes his mind every 20 minutes or so. Somebody must've reminded him the CIA is investigating him. Here's a quote from his talk (courtesy of Politico):

“I am so behind you,“ Trump said, adding, “You’re gonna get so much backing. Maybe you’re gonna say, please, don't give us so much backing, Mr. President, please, we don’t need that much backing.”

Has anyone else noticed that this fat motherfucker has the communication skills of your average 5th grader? Most trumpkins probably think this is the way grownups talk. Porky sounds like he's backstage flirting with a bunch of teenage girls at a beauty contest, not addressing professional staff at a major intelligence department.

And to make sure this event sank to the usual depths, Porky brought an entourage of flunkies with him to cheer and clap and laugh at his witty remarks. This asshole needs to be adored more than the biggest diva on Broadway.

Anyway, the stunt apparently didn't work.

Later, Porky boasted on TV about the standing ovation he received. In reality, the reason the CIA personnel were standing is that they all stood when the fat fuck entered the room, and he never told them to be seated. This is the level of obliviousness the shitass has brought to the office.