Stuff is Slipping Away from Him at Last

I'm beginning to find some encouraging news online, after several months of sickening bad news. As things are working out, Flabby Blabby is turning out to be a MAGA moron's idea of a genius. Even better, the percentage of USA voters who hate the waste of chicken manure is increasing.

Contemplation of the Final Act

Based upon the results accumulated during the first term (January 2017 - January 2021), and the current second term (January 2025 - April 2026), Flabby Blabby 45/47 proved in his first four years that his laziness, ignorance and corruption made it impossible for him to effectively manage the duties for which he was responsible.

in the first fourteen months of his second term, his increasing age and diminishing cognition have caused him to select members of his staff based strictly on personal loyalty to him, making it impossible to establish the degree of expertise among subordinates necessary to prevent this humiliating embarrassment and failure to reinforce protection of our democracy. Maybe a solution will be implemented while there's still something worth saving to preserve.

Mediacrity

Lawrence O'Donnell is an example of what the news media in the United States should be doing when reporting on the multiple failures and endless threats to democracy that are the dominant characteristics of Don(key) Dumpster, the Waste of Shit Stains. Until Lawrence is leading the way and setting the standards for the political press, things probably can't improve much.

Protect & Defend

According to Alter.Net article today, the CEO class controlling organizations in position to strengthen or weaken our national economy are alarmed by the possibility that our traditional democratic system of government is currently threatened with complete destruction by Stink Bomber Fatty 4-CUP's desire to end everything that's been good about USA since ratification of the U.S. Constitution.

Maybe there really are too many CEOs living in fear where the 4-CUP is concerned. That needs to be corrected, and a starting point should be consolidation of the CEO class and an ironclad position that corporate financial support to members of federal and state courts and legislatures would be ended for anyone strengthening Fatty 4-CUP's ability to destroy America. 

Every dollar in campaign donations should then be rerouted to legislators and judges courageous enough to neuter 4-CUP and those hired to obey his orders without delays** -- flattening them like cockroaches smashed with sledgehammers. 

** Miller, Bondi, RFK Jr., Gabbard, Vought, Hegseth, Noem, Patel, Bessent, Vance, Leavitt, et al 

So long, C.K.

Charlie Kirk was a popular figure among American MAGA Monkeys, and he's reported to have been one of those MAGA heroes who believe some shootings in America every year are a reasonable price to pay for the protection of Second Amendment rights for him and his fan club members. Unfortunately for C.K., he died today from a fatal gunshot wound while performing his pro-Porky 47 devotional at a Utah university. Now Porky 47 has another reason to feel sorry for himself.

Updated 5:48 PM Thursday 09/11/25: Nobody has been captured, arrested or identified as the shooter who put a round in Kirk, but Porky 47 immediately decided liberal Democrats are guilty of murdering Kirk. He's spent his tenure as Porky 47 attacking anyone who opposes or disagrees with him on any matter as a filthy imperfection ruining his world. His top priority is a fascist agenda enabling him to focus his hatred on revenge, retaliation, retribution, punishment or extermination against everyone in the world who hates him as much as he hates them.

What Goes Around Comes Around

Dunnihoo Thunderphartz officially became Porky 47 in January, and it's now nearly the end of August. For eight months, Dunnihoo's primary interest in being P47 is using the FBI and most of the federal government to get revenge against people and organizations he considers enemies. 

It would be in America's best interest to spend the next 36 months getting revenge against Thunderphartz and every federal official he chose based on loyalty to him and willingness to punish his opponents.

Another Sunny Sunday?

Mark these numbers down: About $45,000,000 for a massive military parade in Washington DC to celebrate Donhoo Thunderfart's 79th birthday, and another $100,000,000 to be wasted on a new ballroom in the White House that, like Thunderfart himself, is completely unnecessary. That's $145,000,000 that the Toad God should be forced to reimburse from his personal assets.

Let's hear a cheer for Canada, where Thunderfart is respected like a dead possum in the middle of a highway. 

The survival of the United States may well depend on the principles and virtue of the federal judicial system, in which the Extreme Supreme Court is dodging its responsibility.

Thunderfart and the Nazis are causing more problems than they're solving, and it needs to be stopped by Republicans.  

More Midweek Short Cuts

Recommended article at AlterNet outlines the pitiful reasons why P47 Don X. Crement really wants to be the pussident (sic), and why an ignorant TV reality show performer with no experience in government at all should never have been a major party nominee for the office.

And still another good AlterNet article about Foggy Fart Sniffer's limitations when it comes to intellect. 

One more time? Remember how many hours Donold Demento wasted with constant pissing and moaning about Joe Biden's cruelty in weaponizing the Justice Department against him? Now the fucking hypocrite wants celebrities who oppose him investigated as criminals.

And this might be the final link to AlterNet today, but Robert Reich presents a reasonable assessment of the effort by MAGA monkeys and morons to intentionally destroy America.

One of the major reasons MAGA monkeys and morons are a total waste of rotting meat: They are trying to nullify the entire US judicial system, enabling Cheato Assholini to ignore existing laws and operate a crime spree for 24 hours a day. We need laws, courts, and judges much more than we need that ugly, useless shit smear, whose value to the world is zero.

Monday Butthurt Update

Pussident 47A Fart Fog pretends he's Superman to impress his extremely low-information fan club members, but in the world of reality, he's just another MAGA shit weasel.

If Pussident Fart Fog accepts a $400,000,000 plane with an interior designed to look like a New Orleans whorehouse, has he been bribed by the royal family of Qatar? Isn't that a stupid question?

How much Fart Fog corruption should Americans be forced to tolerate?

When there's no real doubt about who cut the cheese on the crowded elevator, continue to blame everything on the most recent Good President who isn't even on the elevator.

If Fart Fog is the superhero he claims to be, why are there so many things going on that he knows NOTHING about? 

Pussident Fart Fog is almost psychotic in his malignant narcissism, and he requires constant praise from his subordinates, nearly all of whom were chosen for their eagerness to coddle his fucking ego. 

Fart Fog must be mentally ill since so much of the praise coming his way is complete fantasy, but he still eats it up as though it's true.

The Ugliness of His Butthurt

Pussident 47A got stomped like a cockroach by Good Man Joe Biden in the 2020 election, and he'll never get over it. P47A constantly tries to pull Joe down to HIS level by calling him "Crooked Joe" or "Sleepy Joe" - but pouting about the beating he was given won't ever change the fact that he's still a repulsive shit stain and the Worst President EVER.

P47A isn't suffering from an inferiority complex - in any group of leaders, he REALLY IS INFERIOR. He just doesn't fit in.

Mister Butthurt learned to choose subordinates who don't make him feel inferior to them, a priority acquired from experience as P45 (but now makes him a worse leader).

Don Dementia likes to think of himself not as a god, but as GOD. He got the idea after he finished re-making the Republican Party in his own image.

Weak Week End

Top five reasons why Bozo the Blob wants to be Pussident 47A (not necessarily in order of priority):

• Complete immunity from punishment for disobeying or breaking the law
• At least 20 hours of free television coverage per day without any negative commentary on major network news programs
• Using federal authorities to punish his enemies (people who don't think he's perfect, who make jokes about him, or who oppose him politically)
• Using power of the office to add millions of dollars to his personal wealth and that of his rich pals
• Plenty of free time to play as much golf as he wants

Update 7:27 PM Friday 4/11: Has there ever been a real American president as damned stupid as Pussident 47A Bozo the Bloated Blob? He never knows when to STFU and GTFO.

Saturday not a Sadder Day

An interesting story posted at POLITICUS USA reports White House staff people are confirming The Blob no longer gives a fuck about the American people. This fact doesn't qualify to lead in the Overwhelming Revelation category, but I still thought it was interesting. 

I spent part of this Saturday morning skimming the discussion forums at Democratic Underground, where I read that large protests are being staged at an impressive number of locations today, because decent Americans everywhere are fed up with The Blob's crap.

Good Americans are protesting something that's actually a two-part problem. The first part's the worst part: Pussydent 47A is a lazy, incompetent, corrupt mental case who's incapable of achieving even minimal effectiveness as P47A. The second part makes the first part even worse: The MAGA movement dominates what was once the Republican Party, and nearly all politicians serving as Republicans in federal or state government are compelled to either (A) keep Blobbo happy or (B) prevent him from getting mad at them.

What we need are a lot more Republicans who believe protecting the interests of good Americans is considerably more important than giving a shit about Blobbo's fee-fee's.

Friday Foolishness

There are signs that The Blob (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) has been told he's within reach of being forever recognized as the worst fucking asshole in the history of mankind. He's plugging away at trying to win the title.

There ain't nothin' happening at work that should interfere with his golfing. 

The Blob (aka Little Tiny Pecker) thinks behaving like an ignorant shitass makes him seem like some superhero.

Let's face it: If The Blob continues to deny that he had any knowledge regarding any or all of the crap currently happening, he should be removed from office on the basis of inability to perform required duties.

Stinking and Sinking

El Cheeto Bandito probably believes that horse manure he keeps shoveling about winning a magnificent mandate. His popularity with voters is starting to fade, and he insists on doing things that are very unpopular and could eventually drag his job approval below 40% if he doesn't clean up his act. Much of his weakened support is a result of his total inability to do anything that improves the economy or makes America a better place to live for everyone - but he's on the wrong side of other issues as well:

• Ignoring the rulings against him by federal judges
• Allowing F'Elon Mush to continue destroying the federal government by wiping out the civil service workforce
• Abandoning Ukraine and lining up with Putin and Russia instead 

Fairly substantial majorities of American voters do NOT agree with the asshole's positions and actions in those areas, but he's so far gone mentally, he probably won't change much (like cutting Mush loose and complying with court orders). Even Putin is sending out signals that he's getting bored with TRashdUMP's tired old TV reality show.

Sunday No-Fun Day

DEI  stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, three values which are vehemently opposed by Jumbo Dumbo and his fascist zombie followers. Those useless TRashdUMP dipshits are obsessed with the goal of completely eliminating DEI in America, because in practice it allows women, minorities, and disabled people to keep white males out of social positions they deserve based totally on their race and gender.

This would be a better nation if we kept DEI and abolished MAGA instead.

Updated 3:26 PM Sunday 3/9/25: The alternate media websites have recently been using several closeup photographs of Elmo Mush, and I noticed some details that caused me to imagine Elmo was born with something that looked like a butt where his face should have been. After being teased as "butt-face" throughout childhood, he was finally old enough (with enough wealth) to have what looked like his butt remade into something resembling a human face. A few marks that could be surgical scars still remain.

Under Russian Ownership

Joe Conason has been near the top of my list of esteemed liberal journalists ever since 2000, when he and Gene Lyons published their book The Hunting of the President: The Ten-Year Campaign to Destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton, a thorough exploration of what Hillary referred to as "a vast right-wing conspiracy."

Joe Conason has written a good article in AlterNet about the long record of collusion between Donkey Wrecked 'em and Russia under Vlad Putin. Recommended as a refresher course on the issue that began before the 2016 election and spans a decade of TRashdUMP corruption that stinks a lot like treason.

Added 5:24 PM Sunday: DEI stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and it's been driving MAGA Monkeys insane, to the point that Pussydents 47A & 47B have been pumping out executive orders and Elmo Mush directives prohibiting or abolishing DEI programs, plans or policies in schools, businesses, etc. The MAGA focus is now on something called The Great Resegregation, which rests on the principles that competent white men must dominate American society if things are going to work, and everything fails when white men are demoralized by the inclusion of women and minority groups in the social power structure.

Hey, Toad King, nearly every MAGA politician is a white male, and most of your base is white males. My own observation has been that white men who honor the Waste of Shit as their hero are all worthless assholes. Did you see video coverage of the January 6th riot, attempting to overturn the election, or any audience at a Toad King campaign pep rally? I sure as hell did.

Beware the Blob (29th Day)

Pussydent 50% 47 (adjusted for Elmo Mush as co-Pussydent) Wrecked 'Em posted the following alleged quotation on his Untrue & Antisocial media platform:

"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law."

This line was alleged to have been spoken by Napoleon Bonaparte in the 19th century, but it's possibly a line from a movie about the French dictator. In either case, it's additional proof that Wrecked 'Em is a dangerously-demented lunatic since he's never done a single thing that could possibly be construed as saving this country, but he's been indicted for violating the law a number of times, with more hopefully forthcoming as the wreckage increases.