Return of The Blob, Part III

 Are you feeling sick and needing to puke your guts out? Here's the solution you've been waiting for:

Another fucking MAGA moron, Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee, is preparing an amendment to the U.S. Constitution that overrules the 22nd amendment on presidential term limits, and would allow Don Old Toadfartz to be reelected in 2028 and serve a third term. We have an overwhelming glut of MAGA morons in Washington D.C. and most states, and we need to move at least 75% of these worthless dingleberries out of our way. They contribute nothing of any value to the nation, and their salaries and benefits are wasted tax dollars.

Added 11:54 PM ~ The Blob has been Pussydent 47 for less than a week, and he's already getting shot down by the courts. 

Added 11:44 AM Friday 1/24: Weirdo J.D. Vance, now the current VP, took what is probably his first intelligent position as an elected official, and now he's fucked.

Friday's Fine Day

Under New York laws, certain crimes can be punished by civil penalties, and that's what happened to Donny Diddly Shit today. Judge Engoron ruled that Diddly Shit committed insurance fraud, falsified business records, and issued falsified financial statements. All of these crimes resulted in aggregate fines totaling $364,000,000 and other limitations on his ability to conduct business in New York for a few years. Add this to the Carroll defamation case penalties (approximately $88,000,000) and Diddly Shit's looking at about $452,000,000 in total liability.

Update 11:26 PM: Add an additional $98,600,000 in interest owed by Diddly Shit to NY.

Walking toxic waste dump Steve Bannon is trying to work up pity for Diddly Shit, claiming that so much punishment for so many crimes will have an impact on Diddly Shit's ability to perform the duties of the precedency (sic). Okay, Bannon, what was fatso's excuse the first time?

Useless, Worthless Losers

Useless and worthless are two words that describe every MAGA Maggot in America. Here are some examples from today's trash pile of political news:

• Greg Abutt's uselessness is as complete as it can get, and he seems to support the idea of Texas seceding from the United States and starting a second American civil war.
• Donny Diaperful is taking complete credit for the stock market's current performance, which he attributes to public happiness over his candidacy in the coming election. Useless and worthless.
• Demented Donny Diaperful insists he's more popular than Taylor Swift, but reality is that nobody who looks, talks, and smells like he does could possibly be more popular than lovely and talented Taylor Swift. 
• Speaking of lovely Taylor Swift and worthless, useless MAGA gutter trash, Ms. Swift will not require any advice from ugly butt pimple Sean Hannjob concerning who to endorse in the coming election.
• If Texas ever stops whining about seceding and actually does it, the only people still living in Texas will be a substantial percentage of the most useless, worthless MAGA assholes in North America. Everyone else will have migrated into the other 49 states. Only the stupidest Texans believe this shithole could survive more than a few months if its total population was reduced to mental defectives who think god (sic) sent the Waste of Shit to lead them.
  

Q NOTES # 803: More Mumbling About Murder

Public schools in red states are constantly  being attacked by Trumplican politicians at the federal, state, and (sometimes) local levels. Attacked for the books in their libraries. Attacked for teaching Critical Race Theory (which isn't). teaching history (which is), and teaching science (which also is). Attacked for their bathroom policies, their acceptance of student/faculty diversity, and for their lack of mandatory classroom prayers. 

Considering how public school education is devalued, disparaged, or condemned by Trumplican leaders, it's surprising that more schools aren't being assaulted by ignorant goobers with guns.

Added 4:28 PM: Read a post @ DU concerning some right-wing jerk-off pontificating on TV about the recent massacres in Buffalo and Uvalde, who believes the killers were driven to it because traditional ideals of American manliness are being questioned. Without stereotypes of acceptable manly behavior to guide them, they were confused.

Somewhere along the way, a lot of men in this country decided that Donnie Covfefe is the epitome of masculinity, which would be laughable if it wasn't so fucking pathetic. Males who strive to be more like Covfefe are asking to be despised and ridiculed by rational Americans. 

Q NOTES # 785: More Mumbling

Some people are tired of thinking about how life would be better if Donny Dump Lumps hadn't been allowed to plant Gorsucks, Boof, and the Handmaid in their current USSC seats, and how outrageous it is that Clearance Sale is still taking up space anywhere he sits. Their attention has drifted back to AG Merrick Garland and his failure thus far to indict Dump Lumps. They should remember the indictment is less important now than developing a case that produces a guilty verdict. Texas AG Kenny Paxton is living proof that indictments in themselves are sort of meaningless.

Right-wing "judicial originalists" like Slick Sammy Alito believe that issues before the courts should be decided via thought processes compatible with the thinking of privileged white men who wrote the U.S. Constitution. This suggests their preference for the norms, values and standards of the late 19th century, and essentially reversing many social changes that have occurred since FDR's New Deal. 

What this country needs is firmer separation of church and state, and a lot less dominionist influence in politics at every level. 

I stopped voting for Republican candidates long ago, and the last one I even considered voting for was Johnny (Ace) McCain when he ran against G.W. Bush for the (R) nomination in 2000. I voted for Ace in the open primary as an anti-GWB measure. By the time Ace ran again (2008), I was burned out on him. New information is spilling out today that isn't good for his legacy. C'est la vie, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.

The top story in today's edition of the Coronavirus Updates email newsletter I receive from Washington Post every day: This week, the U.S. will finally pass the 1,000,000 fatalities due to COVID milestone, with another potential surge headed our way thanks to the newest variants.  I wonder how many of the 1,000,000 dead were Trumplican voters.

Q NOTES # 715: Monday Mush

William (Booger Billy) Barr has a new book coming out, and he apparently wants to make a few bucks by confirming stuff we already knew, such as: Donald Pudd lost the election, then was responsible for the 1/6 failed coup. In other words, another book I'll never own or read.

@ Daily Kos: The Russian invasion of Ukraine last week has clarified many things that didn't always make sense to me before. I kept wondering why Ukraine was so often mentioned in news stories about Pudd's dishonesty, corruption and impeachable offenses.

More @ Daily Kos: As the Democratic Party prepares its plan for the November elections, it makes sense to ensure that every Trumpunklican candidate is inextricably linked to Vladimir Putin and Russia.

Evangelunatic Pat Robertson (yeah, he's still living) is attracting attention today with a weird message to his TV audience that Putin is doing god's work, so just back off, it's all part of the plan. This worthless bozo and his fellow hucksters are a major part of the reason I quit religion at about the same time TV evangelunacy became popular. 

Believing that every single thing can be explained or rationalized as another of god's plans is insanity. 

Speaking of insanity: Whenever Crazy Donnie Pudd senses that he's on the wrong side of an issue, he immediately begins to claim complete credit for stuff that didn't happen, or that he had little or nothing to do with.

Q NOTES # 660: Short Cuts 84

There are more reasons to despise worthless political hack Greg A Butt than I can count, but another one has emerged. A Butt has done more than any other single person in Texas to ensure that every COVID variant has unrestricted access to every person in the state, and now that his (lack of) efforts have exploded in his face, he's demanding handouts and assistance from the federal government. This disgusting display perfectly illustrates the reason Trumplicans should never be allowed to hold any elected office at any level of government.

Donnie Pudd apparently believes the freedom of speech protected by the Constitution entitles him to a Twitter account with no restrictions. It's almost impossible to believe any asshole that ignorant could ever sit in the White House as a so-called precedent (sic) for four hours, much less four years. Now he insists that all the Pudd duds in his audience cancel their own Twitter accounts. Let's see how that works out.

Pudd has scrubbed his much-anticipated Mar-a-Loogie press conference on January 6th, 2022. He presented a list of reasons for the cancellation (s.o.s.), but the real reason is probably that legitimate news media operations would've ignored him completely as an irrelevant bullshit salesman. For disappointed Pudd duds, Donnie promised to cover the same tired old grievances at another "rally" later in the month. 

While we're discussing stuff that thoroughly chaps my ass, I'm partly amused and mostly disgusted by January 6th insurrection terrorists wallowing in self-pity because decent, civilized people are glad to see them behind bars. They should have listened when their mamas told them, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

More Maniac Miller Manure

At a time of the year when we're expected to be thankful for  blessings we've received in our lives, the main news story concerns the emergence of still another COVID variant called omicron, and it's supposed to be the worst one yet. That alone would be enough to put a damper on thankfulness. Making an ugly situation even worse, propaganda minister Stephen Miller, who embodies Nazi evil, is yammering about how much better it would be if  Donno Guano was still around to manage the crisis.

It's one measurement of his insanity that Miller is suggesting Guano could do anything  better than Joe's doing it.

While I'm musing on the topics of insanity and the latest variant, the newest right-wing conspiracy theory would almost be comical if I didn't despise those assholes so much.  

PS @ 11:42 PM Sunday: Tough break for Texas. Matthew McConaughey announced that he'll postpone his pursuit of the state governorship for the time being. Could he have won the election? I have no idea, but there's no doubt he'd be a better governor than the worthless political hack who currently occupies the position. A lot of people would be.

Knock Off That Lame Bullshit!

Right-wingers want everyone to believe that COVID is probably worse under Joe than it was under Donno Guano. Any fools who actually believe that bullshit need treatment. Joe has done pretty much everything he can to make a range of vaccines readily available to most Americans, and much of the emphasis in his administration has been on CDC and other public health protocols (masking, distancing, etc) which would facilitate the eventual decline of the pandemic. 

Let the record show that most people responsible for prolonging this disaster are Trumplican morons who refuse vaccinations and resist every recommended (or mandated) COVID protocol, plus gullible idiots who ignorantly fall for lies circulated by MAGA media.

Donno Guano obviously expects he'll be the Godfather character in his new show, and eventually every elected official in the Trumplican party will be someone who kisses his hand. He crossed the border into psychosis territory last January.

Q NOTES # 402: Today's WLMM Update

Tucker Carlson, Empty Greene and the rest of the WLMM * gang took a solid body blow yesterday after the jury's verdict in the D. Chauvin murder trial. Tucker may need six weeks to recover, but he's a weakling anyway.

* White Lives Matter Most

Added 4:51 PM: Based on some of the reports I've seen today, the WLMM crowd is interpreting the George Floyd verdict as an omen that white males in general, and white male police officers in particular, are an endangered species in today's United States. To the WLMM lunatic fringe, Chauvin was convicted of murder just for doing his job. Them people are crazy as hell if they believe a cop's job is murdering anybody. 

An argument could be made that the world would be better off if the white supremacy crazies really were an endangered species. They aren't contributing anything of value to human civilization. 

Some right-wingers are arguing that there can't be systemic racism in America because Barack Obama was elected and Chauvin was convicted. Sorry, but the racists weren't responsible for either event, and both occurred in spite of them (as proven by their constant pissing and moaning).. 

We'll get many, many reminders that RepubliQAns never give a damn about national debt unless there's a Democratic president in the White House who's trying to clean up a RepubliQAn precedent's (sic) mess. 

Something that keeps me perplexed or irritated is the (R) pretense about Keeping America First when (R)s spent four years watching former guy try to make the U.S. a Russian territory serving Putin's agenda.

 Some polls in recent news find that Joe Biden continues to be popular, most people agree with the Derek Chauvin conviction, and former guy Plenty O'Butt may be gradually losing support among (R) voters. It's possible there's hope for the future after all.

Q NOTES # 307

To be honest, the (R) Party is fairly free of gender bias when it comes to electing worthless assholes. For the past few weeks, most of the worthless (R) assholes in the news have been white males like Rafael (Ted) Cruz, Louie Gohmert, Jim (Gym) Jordan, and Ron (Russia) Johnson. Those guys have been getting constant attention since the Obama era, but now some white (R) bimbos are hacking out their own space in the media spotlight. Both are new to Washington politics, and both are members of the House of Representatives. They are Lauren Boebert (Colorado) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (Georgia). Both hit the ground running in an effort to claim media territory that Gohmert and Jordan thought was their exclusive domain, and have been successful in terms of producing "What the holy fuck..." reactions among liberals.

I sometimes try to imagine the shitty backwater hellholes that elect white gutter trash like Gohmert, Jordan, Boebert and Greene, and it gives me a headache, nausea, or both. 

Joe & Kamala haven't even been inaugurated yet and journalists are already writing columns about their concessions to right-wingers needed for reunification.

Get real. There's nothing Joe & Kamala can do that will attract assholes who are determined to overturn an election to keep Cheez Doodle in office. I see no payoff in trying to win their hearts and minds; they live in an alternate reality in which Cheezy's the greatest precedent (sic) ever, not the worst. We should isolate those motherfuckers as much as possible for the physical and mental health of America.

Enough is never enough.

Another of the numerous ways Donny Guano uses his authority as so-called precedent (sic) to redirect taxpayer dollars to his private businesses has been exposed. His blatant corruption is astonishing, and every (R) in the country seems prepared to accept it. With them, there's no such thing as Too Many Steps Over the Line.

Clarence, his old lady, Brett, etc.

Apparently the whole damned Clarence Thomas family sucks ass.

Brett wants to sit next to Clarence when he's added to the Supreme Court. They have a lot in common. For example, neither of them should have been nominated in the first place.

Updated 6:14 PM Tuesday: Manafort (convicted in trial number one) and Cohen (guilty plea) are small potatoes compared to Fat Daddy.

It's almost like Donnie Lump is a powerful magnet, and corrupt Republicans all around the country are just so many metal particles he pulled in. Irresistible attraction?

The Manafort verdict and other matters

Washington Monthly: Let's add jury tampering to the lengthy list of Deplorable Donnie's criminal activities.

Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo: We all know Donnie's guilty. The truth is obvious... but we can't handle the truth.

Digby @ Hullabaloo: After twenty months of Donnie, everything Republicans wanted us to believe about them since the Eisenhower administration is over, finito, kaput.

Daily Kos: Republican voter stupidity makes things like this possible. Just keep telling the yahoos what they want to hear.

The Hill: Where did Sen. Rand Paul get this overwhelming affection for Russia? Makes me wonder what kind of dirt they have on him. Or maybe he's angling for a nice job in 2021, after they've completely taken over the United States.

Alternet: What do you call it when all the people on Donnie's Enemy List are witnesses in the cases against him? There must be a legal term for that.

Kos: It's bad enough that we have to put up with Republicans at all, but it's a whole lot worse when they steal a majority in the legislature.

Crooks and Liars: Derelict Donnie can cause enough trouble with the military services he currently "commands" (sic). The last goddamned thing he should be allowed to have is a private army, loyal to him but funded by us. FTS.