Sunday Spindizzy

Porky Thunderfartz was making a presentation at one of his weekend campaign shindigs in Iowa where he rambles on and on as long as there are few yokels sticking around to hear the broken record. This time, the demented dipshit said something that must have had the rustics staring at each other: First he went through his spiel about how the ACA (which he still calls Obamacare) is a disaster, Then he quickly switched to bragging about how he personally saved the ACA from termination when that was really one of Ace McCain's finer moments. 

MAGA mopes must be incredibly stupid to vote for this evil psychopath, who wants to take credit for everything while taking blame for nothing.

Grading on a sliding scale

Remember when the Blob (aka Red Death) was telling us not to sweat the small stuff, like 15 deaths related to COVID-19?

Moving goalposts? Now the goddamned psychopath is suggesting that if the final death toll is less than 200,000, he should be praised for doing a great job.

Fuck that fat fuck.

Discipline

Digby @ Hullabaloo

Do Americans have what it takes to get COVID-19 under control?

Choice

There are basically two kinds of people in this country: (a) those who would happily choose Donnie Dump to lead them through a major crisis like the COVID-19 pandemic, and (b) sane people capable of reason.

Covfefe

It's no surprise that Texas A&M's ultimate "Fuck you!" to the nation, Louie Gohmert, is part of the problem, not part of the solution, when it comes to COVID-19