Their guy

For nearly two years, I've seen one report after another that tries to analyze and rationalize the affection most (R)s still have for Donnie Phartz, despite all the things he's said and done, or hasn't said and hasn't done. I'm finally seeing some acknowledgement that his support among (R)s isn't linked to economic insecurity or those other bullshit reasons mentioned earlier. Nope, most (R)s love him because they're just as rotten and fucked up as he is. He's like THEM for god's sake.

My Sunday School Lesson

It's fairly simple to explain why we're suffering through the Dark Age of Covfefe:

Roughly four out of every ten U.S. voters cannot distinguish between someone God is using, and someone who is using God.

The realization came to me while attending a Sunday school class earlier this month.

Con Artist Covfefe

Misconceptions

Donnie Phugtupp is

• A poor man's idea of a rich man
• An idiot's idea of a genius
• An ugly man's idea of a handsome man
• A weakling's idea of a strong man
• A coward's idea of a hero
• A failure's idea of a success

There are probably others, but this is a rough explanation of Donnie's hold on those Phugtupp morons.

Added 6:34 PM Saturday: Most Republicans are happily ignoring Donnie's latest weird wandering through the flower garden of Russian propaganda. One Republican who isn't ignoring it? That would be Bobby Three Sticks.

Louie, Louie

Donnie Nacho is corrupt, incompetent, ignorant, and repulsive. Every Republican politician in the United States wants to be just like him, and most of them are nearly there.

Update 5:51 PM Thursday: The statement above needs to be revised to read "Every Republican in the United States..." because in reality, the obsession with being just like Donnie Nacho isn't limited to politicians. The fucking dumb-ass people who voted for him are just as bad, maybe worse.

Update 7:14 PM Thursday: Republicans in Congress are afraid of Donnie Nacho, but who is Donnie afraid of? It's probably a long list, but right-wing media celebrities are on it.