Friday's Fine Day

Under New York laws, certain crimes can be punished by civil penalties, and that's what happened to Donny Diddly Shit today. Judge Engoron ruled that Diddly Shit committed insurance fraud, falsified business records, and issued falsified financial statements. All of these crimes resulted in aggregate fines totaling $364,000,000 and other limitations on his ability to conduct business in New York for a few years. Add this to the Carroll defamation case penalties (approximately $88,000,000) and Diddly Shit's looking at about $452,000,000 in total liability.

Update 11:26 PM: Add an additional $98,600,000 in interest owed by Diddly Shit to NY.

Walking toxic waste dump Steve Bannon is trying to work up pity for Diddly Shit, claiming that so much punishment for so many crimes will have an impact on Diddly Shit's ability to perform the duties of the precedency (sic). Okay, Bannon, what was fatso's excuse the first time?

Indicted

From the moment Mongo Wrongo was inaugurated in 2017 until Joe was inaugurated in 2021, there were no rules, regulations, standards of behavior, moral codes, or statutes (criminal or civil) that applied to the waste of shit. When MAGA Monkeys mentioned their respect for the rule of law, it was laughable.

Now the bills are coming due for Wrongo, and the Monkeys are experiencing meltdown. 

Added Friday 11:59 AM: There is a small group of MAGA diseased reptiles in Congress who wander the halls in search of reporters or TV cameras so they can keep their names and faces in the news as sources of important opinions. These dung beetles are particularly out in front when Mongo Wrongo is whimpering about the unfair treatment he's suffering. The most well-known leaders of the group are suspected drag queen Empty Greene, Lauren (Bimbo) Boebert, Rafael (Ted) Cruz, Matt (Tall Hair) Gaetz, Josh (Runner) Hawley, and so-called Speaker Mortimer McCarthy.

Yeah, the criminal prosecution of a former so-called precedent (sic) is a first-time-ever event, but only because the nation has never previously made the near-fatal error of putting one of the five worst people in the world in the White House.

Mike (Jello) Pence, who's a textbook example of wimpiness, thinks prosecuting Wrongo for felonies sends the wrong message to the world. In reality, holding him accountable for the first time ever would be an ideal message, especially when it pisses off the Russians. As for Pence, he's just proved he doesn't have the courage to handle the position he's seeking. 

Hallelujah, Mitt Romney has joined Liz Cheney and Chris Christie as traditional Republicans who have the intestinal fortitude to face off against MAGA morons like Empty Greene, Bimbo Boebert, and Tall Hair Gaetz. Maybe some others will show up, though most will continue to put the waste of shit's happiness ahead of everything that's best for America.