Beware of The Blob (Day 22)

For the past few days the liberal alternate media have produced a lot of coverage about activity in various courts stopping many of Don Key Duhmp's executive orders from being implemented. Of course, with this much positive news, the same media are circulating speculative stories about Pussydent 47 creating a constitutional crisis by refusing to comply with judicial directives, and ultimately ending American democracy forever.

Here's the deal: If the goddamned MAGA trash and traditional Republicans had been patriotic enough to do the correct thing (convict Pussydent 45 the first time he was impeached by the House), then remove him from office, the illegal crud that P45 subsequently got away with probably wouldn't have happened  (the J6 coup attempt, the stolen classified documents), and his political career would have ended at the Pussydent 45 stage.

If  Don Key Duhmp is stupid and petulant enough to piss on rulings by state and federal courts that he's violating both the Constitution and relevant statutes, any remaining traditional Republicans should join Democrats in impeaching his worthless ass in the House, then removing him from office in the Senate. I believe most voters would support their defense of our freedom, and a warning would be clearly delivered to Shady JD Vance concerning activity that will or won't be tolerated.

Return of The Blob, Day 12

 Pussydent 47 (P47) has been assigned a new code name (Dangling Turd for DT), and he's feverishly enjoying a sexual fantasy about replacing each current federal civil service employee with an incompetent lunatic who obeys every order P47 issues without questioning its legality or morality.

As things stand at the moment, two federal employees needing immediate disposal are Dangling Turd and his butt boy, Shady JD Vance. Then we can clean up the rest of the mess he's making.

Added 11:47 AM Monday 2/3/25:

Pussydent 47 Dangling Turd  >> Kash Patel >> FBI >> US Gestapo

Return of The Blob, Part III

 Are you feeling sick and needing to puke your guts out? Here's the solution you've been waiting for:

Another fucking MAGA moron, Rep. Andy Ogles of Tennessee, is preparing an amendment to the U.S. Constitution that overrules the 22nd amendment on presidential term limits, and would allow Don Old Toadfartz to be reelected in 2028 and serve a third term. We have an overwhelming glut of MAGA morons in Washington D.C. and most states, and we need to move at least 75% of these worthless dingleberries out of our way. They contribute nothing of any value to the nation, and their salaries and benefits are wasted tax dollars.

Added 11:54 PM ~ The Blob has been Pussydent 47 for less than a week, and he's already getting shot down by the courts. 

Added 11:44 AM Friday 1/24: Weirdo J.D. Vance, now the current VP, took what is probably his first intelligent position as an elected official, and now he's fucked.

Sunday Shortcuts

When Don Old Toadfartz was in the White House as 45, he was untested and largely unknown, other than as a TV reality show performer. When he returns as 47, he won't have the advantage of still being an unknown commodity, and the stunts he relied on then won't work now.

Demented Don Old Toadfartz was found guilty on 34 felony charges in the Stormy Daniels hush-money case, and will be discharged unconditionally, meaning no prison time. The old fool wants the American people to pity him, proving he's crazier than a shithouse rat.

Short Cuts & Short Questions

Former pussydent (sic) Donhole Dumpster is trying to run on both sides of every issue in the coming election, especially abortion and his Project 2025 agenda. Does the ignorant waste of shit really believe this approach can succeed?

It's been about 44 months since Donhole had the authority of a U.S. pussydent (sic) that could allow him to demand certain congressional actions. Do you think somebody should break the news to him?

Doesn't it seem weird that every time Donhole comments on America, he describes the nation as though it's one of the worst places on earth? He never has anything positive about U.S.A. on his mind.

Has Donhole ever been able to prove that any of his assertions are true? As a malignant narcissist, he believes human perfection automatically makes everything he says correct, just because.

If the conservative press organizations (corporate media) were all closed down immediately, wouldn't the positive results be substantially greater than any negative ones?

Time to Kill a Little Time

 I have an hour or two to kill before I head over to the fitness center for sixty minutes of treadmill time. When the weather's like it is today, the treadmill and air conditioning are essential.

Donald T. Disease, aka the Waste of Shit, also aka Orange Slime, is constantly whining and blaming this country for every problem he's faced with now. The way he tells it, America's a shitty hellhole where someone as perfect as he is can be the victim of persecution although he's never done anything wrong.

Cold, hard fact: Every shitty thing about America today is linked directly or indirectly to Donald T. Disease and the MAGA Moron Movement he leads. Place the blame where it belongs.

Wasting Time

I usually refer to Rep. Empty Greene as a suspected drag queen, because Empty looks like some guy who desperately wants to look like a gal. I'm pretty sure Empty could resign from Congress and succeed as a performer on the drag queen stage show circuit. For now, Empty is looking like a fool by demanding that Speaker Mike (sic) pass a bill that will defund Special Counsel Jack Smith.

Monday Fun

 Someone needs to take Darth Pumpkin out behind the shed and explain the facts of life to his worthless ass: If he can't pay the $464,000,000 now, he shouldn't have committed the fraud and falsified the financial records back then. So quit whining and GFY.

While he's at it, he should stop bitching about the media reporting his furious generalizations that national bloodbaths would occur if he doesn't win the next election. Pumpkin has the communication skills of a third-grade D student.

Q NOTES # 1250: De-Bait

Suppose there was a MAGA Maggot primary debate and the waste of shit chose not to participate, but sent Kari Lake and Matt (Tall Hair) Gaetz to fill in for his sorry ass? I wish everyone in America who gives a damn about watching that debate would send me two $10 bills.

Q NOTES # 901: TGIF, Briefly

We can give Joe a grade of A+ this week if for no reason other than his speech clarifying that MAGA maggots are pretty much the same as fascists we fought in WWII, and will end American freedom and democracy if the rest of us don't get focused on stopping them. So some prominent trumplickans are deeply offended? May I suggest they EFS&D? The next two elections should be Americans vs Fascists, Parts I and II. 

You don't like being identified as a fascist. then stop acting like a goddam fascist. 

CNN might as well turn off the lights and lock up the studio, since they're going to be worthless as a news network Shit, people who want that MAGA crap already have Fox News available.