Thursdazed Notes 14 December

When the Russians managed to plant the waste of shit in the White House in 2016, Putin didn't get complete control of the United States government, but he got enough - too much, for sure.

Since all the MAGA morons in the House voted in favor of an official impeachment inquiry while there's no evidence of any impeachable offenses by Joe, and since it's known that the waste of shit personally ordered the impeachment as revenge, we can write it off as yet another stupid MAGA propaganda stunt. 

During another campaign gabfest in Iowa last night, the waste of shit bragged that his physician (who had also examined Barack Obama) examined him, then confirmed that he was healthier than Obama. Presumably, the Obama physical exam was completed while Obama was still in the White House, sometime prior to January 2020. Now a big fat tub of guts is telling a bunch of ignorant Iowa goobers that he's healthier now than Barack Obama was at least three years ago. Sorry, lardass, but there is no way you are better than Obama by any measurement you can come up with. If he wasn't so damned depraved, Donny Doody would be pitiful because of his psychotic fixation on Obama, who's superior to him in every possible way.

Ridiculous Retorts, Part 466

Donny Scump says we should ignore Bolton's assertions in his upcoming book since the truth is revealed in the "transcripts" of Scump's phone conversations.

Scump, the problem is that you and your accomplices hid the actual transcripts behind a dozen different levels of lock-and-key to make sure they would never be seen by human eyes in your lifetime.

Can you explain why you don't want anyone to read the material that proves you're as pure as driven snow, huh?

A Very Good Year?

We should be able to judge 2020 (as a year) based on how the Senate impeachment proceeding goes for Donny Chunks. If it goes as badly as it can possibly go, from beginning to end, then 2020 will be headed in the direction of being a very good year indeed.

Lindsey has a sad.

Lovely Lindsey complains that impeachment will destroy the presidency? Here's a bulletin for you, Lindsey: If there was ever a so-called precedence (sic) that needed destroying, it would be this motherfucker's.

Added 1:43 PM: As noted in Washington Monthly - it helps that the fat motherfucker doesn't know when he's destroying himself.

Added 1:48 PM: Lovely Lindsey has a sad, but Roger Stone has a real problem. If there's any justice in this world, Stone will spend his next few years wishing to god he'd never heard of Donny Shmenge.

Added 2:05 PM: I've hated Ohio State for years because they ruined my day twice by beating Texas A&M in the Cotton Bowl and the Sugar Bowl. Now, Jacketoff Gym Jordan has given me another reason to hate Ohio State.

Transcript

POLITICUS USA reports the transcript of testimony by Catherine Croft links White House policy toward Ukraine to keeping Putin and the Russians happy. In the long run, this might be more significant than the extortion attempt.

Added 11:58 PM: More from Daily Kos. As Madam Speaker said to Shmenge - with him, all roads lead to Russia.

Added 4:08 PM Tuesday: Additional information from Digby @ Hullabaloo. It's getting clearer every day that Donny Schmenge fucking with Ukraine was less about digging up dirt on Biden and more about fulfilling his obligation to his superiors in Moscow. 

Simplified Version

This report @ Daily Kos is the summary of Donny's corruption and Ukraine clusterfuck that House Democrats must take to American voters in the upcoming hearings.

Talking Points Memo joins the discussion with additional clarification, such as letting go of quid pro quo.

Amanda Marcotte @ Salon explains why (R)s must be made to pay for what they've done and are still doing.

The Quest, Part Two

While Donny Strunz is searching for corruption, he should take a hard look at Matt Gaetz, who's in Donny's class when it comes to mixing evil with stupidity. Looking at the scum they vote for tells us everything we need to know about (R)s.

According to the Senate Intelligence Committee report, the Russians drank a toast to their success in getting control of America.

If I understand the argument being made by his lawyers, Strunz could rape and murder children on national TV every night, and still couldn't be arrested, indicted, or impeached because removing him from office would overturn an election that he lost by 3,000,000 votes, and only won with Russian interference. These aren't exactly the words in the letter, but his lawyers seem to take the position that Strunz is the one and only person in the world who is absolutely above the law. 

The Quest

Donhole wants us all to believe that he's on some kind of heroic quest to search for and eliminate corruption. As usual, this would be laughable if Donhole wasn't such a repulsive shit puddle.

If the fat motherfucker is looking for corruption, he can invite Booger Barr, Moscow Mitch, and the entire House Freedom Caucus over for cold fast food burgers. That's just for starters. Add Rudy Colludie, Pompeo, Mnuchin, Wilbur Ross, Elaine Chao, Betsy DeVos, and Mulvaney as the B-List. 

Update 6:36 PM Saturday: Donhole is blaming the impeachable offenses he committed during the phone call to the president of Ukraine on Rick Perry. He only made the call because Rick asked him nicely. If Rick had any sense, he'd have stayed far away from this toxic waste dump.

To Impeach or Not Impeach

Those who've been keeping up know there are two schools of thought regarding the impeachment of Donnie Guano. One school is that his crimes against America are such a threat to our future that impeachment is mandatory regardless of the consequences. The other is that from a political standpoint, impeaching Guano will ultimately be beneficial to him and should be avoided at all costs.

If Guano actually believes that being impeached is a big winner for him, he won't be able to conceal his pleasure, and we can expect to see a lot of that smug grin he wears when he thinks he's pulled off a really smooth con.

THAT "SMUG BASTARD SMILE" WE ALL LOVE

Whistleblowing, Morality, etc.

Donnie Guano apparently believes his range of privileges as a so-called precedent (sic) is infinite, and I expect that eventually he'll find out that abusing his authority is a punishable offense.

Ivanky claims that she inherited her moral compass from Donnie? Sorry, kid. That's not a compass, it's a gumball machine trinket manufactured in China, worth maybe four cents max in the novelty market.

Donnie to (R) Party: "Here's four quadruple shit burgers with extra sauerkraut and onion for each of ya. You'll eat 'em and love 'em, goddammit."

Public Sentiment

@ The Atlantic: Madam Speaker believes that getting it right is more important at the moment than getting it done.

Odds and ends on Good Friday

Some people who work for a living will get a long weekend thanks to Easter. The school teachers in my family get today off, for example. One of the things I liked about being a government employee was getting paid vacations on state and federal holidays. It compensated a little for the fact that public sector salaries were typically smaller than those in the private sector.

Here's a serious thought: Has Donnie Hump done anything as so-called precedent (sic) that convinces you he ISN'T working for Vladimir Putin?

Here's another one: It would make me extremely happy to see Mitch McConnell's political career destroyed because he was exposed in the Russia scandal.

If some supreme being wanted to make this a better country, he/she could start by making every member of the House Freedom (sic) Caucus disappear, especially Meadows and Jordan.

I often wonder if there is some way that Twitter could be persuaded to permanently lock out the orange stool sample.

Depending on who's defending him, the orange stool sample has been totally exonerated, or he was framed by his enemies, or he did it but it wasn't a crime, or he never did it and they're lying. No wonder Republican voters wander around in a state of total confusion.

Devin Nunes tells the zombie army that if they ignore it, it'll go away. I don't think it's going away. Personally, I hope the House committees make it clear that hearings will continue, and impeachment stays on the table as an option throughout the process. Something tells me the public will show more interest in removing the stool sample from the White House if they can watch hearings on their TV sets. Unfortunately, for many Americans, things don't become real until they see them on a screen.

Don't bother trying to convince me that most Republicans aren't as rotten as the orange stool sample and the people he brought into this so-called administration. When I see at least 27 Republicans in the Senate backing impeachment, I may begin to reconsider, but not before then.