Fridazed Notes 15 December

A binder about ten inches thick, filled with highly classified top secret intelligence information about Russian interference in the 2016 election - resulting in a Russian asset serving Putin from the White House - disappeared around the time Donno Guano was leaving the White House. Mark Meadows was the last guy seen with the file. 

Let's not waste any time pretending this is a damn mystery of some kind. 

Some good news for a change involves approximately $148,000,000 (the cost to Rudy Frutti Giuliani for his participation in Donno Doody's attempt to reverse the 2020 election results in Georgia).

Lives in tatters

Donnie Uranus is feeling sorry for himself again, as usual. Listen, bubba: If they didn't want to have their young lives destroyed, they shouldn't have gotten mixed up with a corrupt sociopath like you in the first place.

You know, it would be bad enough if Donnie was just fat, lazy, and stupid. But he has to be evil and incompetent too.

Rudy Tootie isn't young, but I expect his life will eventually be one of those destroyed by involvement in the Uranus organization. Once a respected public figure, Rudy's only role in life now is popping up on TV every few hours or so with the same tiresome old gripes about the investigators who are exposing Donnie's crimes. If there was a believable case to be made for Donnie's innocence, he'd be making it, wouldn't he? Luckily for Rudy, the assholes who worship Donnie are happy living in the land of fake news and make-believe.

PS: While you're at it, Rudy, drop that horse shit about "perjury traps" and the truth being a relative matter. If your pal Fatso is innocent, all he has to do is tell the truth. But then, you know he's not innocent... you were there.

Two for the show

Politicus USA discusses the new problems that Rudy Tootie is creating for Donnie Cornholio. It's always fun to watch one of Donnie's bright ideas explode in his face, and bringing in Rudy to reinforce his legal team isn't working out as planned. The article makes a good point: Donnie and Rudy are both largely creations of their own imaginations and lots of self-promotion, and they both love media attention. Rudy's been out of the spotlight since the so-called inauguration, and now he's making up lost time. Being a top story on TV news programs isn't going to impress Mueller, though.

Speaking of ideas that seemed great at the time, it wasn't too long ago that Republicans were strutting around, gloating because they'd sneaked their Tax Freedom for Billionaires legislation through Congress after plastering it with stickers that said "Tax Reform" and "Middle Class Tax Relief."

This was supposed to be the bill that was going to give them another decade or two of power. Hmmm...

Rudy Tootie and other outrageous crap

Donnie Fiasco with his favorite drag queen

Rudy Giuliani was an accomplice in every crime Mueller's investigating, and now he's joining Donnie Fiasco's legal team ? What a goddamned clusterfuck. Those two assholes were made for each other.

Added 2:36 PM Friday: I just knew this was coming.

Added 3:56 PM Friday: Charles Pierce @ Esquire on the release of the Comey memoranda. It's pretty clear that every single thing Republicans are now saying and doing may as well be marked ATTENTION FOX NEWS AND TRUMP VOTERS, because they've stopped caring what the rest of us think.

If Donnie had been severely punished the first few times he broke the law, he might be a better person today. Even if he wasn't, he wouldn't be a so-called precedent (sic) because he'd be locked up somewhere.

Added 7:51 PM Friday: Donnie's one of those assholes who's too stupid to know how much he doesn't know. If he was only working the cash register at some drugstore, he'd just be a guy people laughed at behind his back