Thursday, February 7, 2019

Misspoke

This one time, he's right. But he didn't do it on purpose. Whenever Donald Wangdoodle says something that has the ring of truth, it's purely accidental.

Now that Democrats hold a majority in the House of Representatives, good things are finally about to happen. We know that's true because Wangdoodle is having a cat. The committees that let him run wild while under GOP control are now preparing to peel the scabs off every lesion in Wangdoodle's long history of lying, cheating, and stealing. People with firsthand knowledge of his filth and corruption, and no sense of personal loyalty to Wangdoodle? That sounds like just what the doctor ordered to me, along with tax returns and eyewitness testimony.

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