Showing posts with label Pablo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pablo. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Cheese Dick

The Supreme Court, led by Fat Tony Scalia, is on the verge of ending the ACA this month. Rep. Paul Ryan, the biggest cheese dick in Wisconsin after Walker, tells us not to sweat it because Republicans have a solution.

If the Republicans had a solution, they would be lining up to go on TV and talk about it. Besides, Republicans never have solutions for anything; they only have new ways to fail.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Damage Control

During the first debate, Obama responded to Willard's constant lies with a calm, courteous and solemn demeanor. The serial liar got bolder as the debate went on and exploited the opening fully. Multiple Mitt's lies and Obama's passivity created an enthusiasm gap that helped Romney come from behind in the polls -- with an added boost from low-information undecideds fooled into thinking Romney's a moderate. Right-wingers loved it, and were suddenly happier than they'd been in weeks.

Regardless of what Fox News says, Biden's behavior last night wasn't bizarre. Biden's main job was to stop the bleeding among depressed Democrats. Mission accomplished. He diminished Ryan's attacks by laughing at them and treating them with the contempt they deserved. I'll bet the enthusiasm gap that helped Romney last week is gone.


Biden's second duty was to correct public opinion on the Romney/Ryan agenda. His goal was to push Mini-Mitt out of the middle of the road and isolate him on the far right where he belongs. We'll see how women voters respond now that Ryan has clarified the Romney abortion agenda.

Biden's job was not to win undecided voters; that will be up to Obama in the two final debates. Obama's job should be easier now that Joe has done his job. 

Conservatives realize that Biden was effective -- that's why they're doing damage control today, whining about how mean and disrespectful Biden was last night instead of talking about how terrific the cheesehead was.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Gore, Kerry, Romney

The more I see of Willard, the more I'm convinced: Romney has turned out to be everything Republicans accused Al Gore and John Kerry of being in 2000 and 2004. Keep watching, then tell me I'm wrong.

Added 11:30 PM Wednesday 29 August: So far I've resisted every tiny temptation to sneak a peek at the dog-and-pony show the Republicans are putting on for the rubes in Tampa. I watched a few minutes of late-night analysis on MSNBC, but that doesn't count. From what I'm reading online, if Mitt and Ryan ever go into show business they should call their act Two Lying Motherfuckers. 

Monday, August 20, 2012

Legitimacy

I need clarification here. What exactly is legitimate rape, and where do people go to sign up?

Added 9:16 pm same day: And the legitimate rape controversy has Rep. Pablo Ryan hastily retreating from his earlier convictions. I guess one way to prove you belong on the Willard Romney team is being able to change your position at the drop of a hat.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Say again?

Sean Hannity refers to Paul Ryan as a national sex symbol. I don't see it myself, but then I'm not like Hannity, if you get my meaning and I think you do.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

"One Word. Plastics."

George W. Bush commends Romney on selection of Paul Ryan. Well, George, he won't be any worse than that motherfucker you chose... or more accurately, that motherfucker who chose himself for you.

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