Q NOTES # K+76: Dream On

 Former veep Mike Sixpence is today's textbook example of delusional thinking. He's resisting a subpoena from Special Counsel Jack Smith because he seriously believes his testimony in that investigation would derail his campaign for the 2024 MAGA Monkey nomination. Poor guy either can't or won't face the fact that he no longer has a constituency in any major party, He's now on the outside looking in due to his fear of Donny Bohunkus.

Q NOTES # 876: If He's Mad, We're Glad.

The FBI obtained a search warrant to investigate crimes @ Mar-a-Loogie, and right-wing media hysterically reports the federal government is persecuting a citizen.

Update Tuesday 3:46 PM: Every time I try to admire him just a tiny bit for something he said or did, Pence says or does something that makes him look like a limp dishrag again.

It's pretty easy to understand why nearly every Trumplickan is wailing today about the FBI search at Mar-a-Loogie: Something like Donnie Duhmp only works when there's zero accountability for any goddamned thing it does, criminal or otherwise. Those who dream of becoming The Next DT know they'll need the same free ride Duhmp was getting until this year.

From here, it looks as though most Trumplickans are afraid their party won't survive increased public understanding of the Dumper's crime spree.

There's a particular segment of the MAGA movement that attracted a bunch of domestic terrorists who are working themselves into a frenzy, hoping the FBI search can be used to precipitate an honest-to-god civil war. That's just as well, because the rest of us are eager to know how many of those dipshits are seriously prepared to die for the Dumper.

It's never shocking news when the Dumper turns another of his scandals into another fundraising opportunity. He'll keep doing it as long as the goobers keep falling for it.

Q NOTES # 692: Ice Cold

Back when the weather was still relatively mild (around 65 degrees), Greg aButt assured Texans that he had signed some bills and the state was good to go as far as being warm when the next bomb of ungodly cold weather landed on them. Only the sort of mental defectives and assholes who vote for Greg aButt, Rafael (Ted) Cruz, Danny (Goeb) Patrick, Kenny Paxton, or Louie Gohmert breathed sighs of relief based on aButt's assertion.

As long as mentally defective assholes are allowed to vote in Texas, we'll never be able to have nice things.

Update 1:09 PM:  Soon after Donnie Pudd moved into the White House, intelligent people began to speculate that he'd eventually destroy the (R) Party since the pattern of his entire rotten existence involved leaving things in ruins behind him. America will be lucky if destruction of the (R) Party is where it  stops. 

Update 6:22 PM: More from Daily Kos re: the developing schism in the Trumplican party. When Mike Punce spoke to a gathering of the Federalist Society about why he told Donnie Pudd to pound sand during the 1/6 coup attempt (and received applause too), it was predictable that Pudd would go ballistic. The hits just keep on comin'.

He's no T.R.

When Pence compares Donny Covfefe favorably to Theodore Roosevelt, it's like comparing the scribbling of a two-year-old boy to a painting by Leonardo da Vinci. Pence's statement proves he knows nothing about Teddy Roosevelt (possibly), or is a rotten, groveling political hack (definitely).

Donny and Pence have stopped trying to communicate with intelligent, educated Americans. Everything they say now is aimed at just one audience, the deplorable meatheads who still enthusiastically support them and won't question anything they're told.

A pair of losers

Dis Pence

It's Saturday, meaning it's time to heap contempt and ridicule on a worthless conservative asshole. And the Vice is always available for ridicule since he's one of the all-time Top 20 conservative assholes.