Q NOTES # 1,119: Saturdazed, Part III (Safety)

 Here's an idea that causes me to cross my fingers and hope for the best: The unprecedented Dumpy Dippschitz accepts the offer of sanctuary in Russia, where his awesome excellence will be appreciated and Black DA's and AG's in America won't be able to pick on him.

Another tidbit that shouldn't really surprise anyone: Clearance Sale's sugar daddy Harlan Crow also happens to be an enthusiastic collector of Nazi memorabilia. Connecting the dots has just been made easier.

Keb' McCarthy has been trying to pass himself off as a real Mister Speaker, but he's bleeding support from the other MAGA mooks in the House. It'll make our lives simpler if those flaming assholes continue to destroy each other, and save Democrats the effort of having to do it.

Q NOTES # 1,113: Sundazed (Tough Breaks)

There may have been a few presidents whose virtue and capable service in office were enough to earn some leeway if it ever came to potentially illegal activities. Richard Nixon wasn't one of them, and Dumpy Dippschitz damned sure isn't one. The first indictment shouldn't be the only one.

Nearly every MAGA moron in Congress will say Dumpy Dippschitz is being persecuted because of his tremendous popularity among MAGA morons, but so far none of them are willing to say he's completely innocent in all matters that are being investigated and will never be convicted by any jury. Not even little Lindsey Graham has tried that argument.