The interesting number for today is 34, which is the number of MAGA Monkeys who are both current members of Congress and also actively communicated via text messages with Mark Meadows about overturning the 2020 election and other acts of seditious conspiracy. The number increases to 35 if Clearance's old lady, Ginni Thomas, is included as a gang member.
When I read articles like the one at the link, I usually imagine the MAGA Monkey party as the rotting corpse of some large unidentifiable mammal, stinking to high heaven and swarming with maggots.
Added 7:06 PM: The Waste of Excrement used his cheesy Twitter knockoff to say something roughly along these lines: America needs a superhero, therefore he'll fill that need by making a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow. Intelligent people are rolling their eyes and snickering that a fat, lazy slug like WOE could imagine himself to be super or heroic.
As a youngster I was raised to believe every word in the Bible was literally true, and I was into my college years when I began having doubts about things I was taught to accept as absolute truth. Lately I've decided the only certain proof that a supreme being actually exists would be this: Every time six or more MAGA Monkeys assembled to plot or commit evil, the earth beneath them would open, swallow them all, then close again. That would prove America truly has been blessed with supernatural protection.
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