Friday, February 16, 2024

Friday's Fine Day

Under New York laws, certain crimes can be punished by civil penalties, and that's what happened to Donny Diddly Shit today. Judge Engoron ruled that Diddly Shit committed insurance fraud, falsified business records, and issued falsified financial statements. All of these crimes resulted in aggregate fines totaling $364,000,000 and other limitations on his ability to conduct business in New York for a few years. Add this to the Carroll defamation case penalties (approximately $88,000,000) and Diddly Shit's looking at about $452,000,000 in total liability.

Update 11:26 PM: Add an additional $98,600,000 in interest owed by Diddly Shit to NY.

Walking toxic waste dump Steve Bannon is trying to work up pity for Diddly Shit, claiming that so much punishment for so many crimes will have an impact on Diddly Shit's ability to perform the duties of the precedency (sic). Okay, Bannon, what was fatso's excuse the first time?

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