Sick Saturday Stuff

Demented Don Old Toadfartz should be in hell where he belongs, but instead he's using his political celebrity status to hawk those cheesy fake bibles he personally endorsed a few months ago. The lazy slob can always find ways to separate goobers from their money, and peddling the Lee Greenwood version of the bible might help him escape hell and open the gates for him at the other place (or so he hopes).