I was passing time earlier and read a forum post at DU about a guy whose migraine headaches were caused by tapeworms laying eggs in his brain, the result of eating under-cooked bacon. It was pretty sickening, As I finished reading, I realized tapeworm infestations in the human brain are a suitable metaphor when discussing Darth Pumpkin and his MAGA Magoos.
It's too bad that real life isn't like the best modern action movies. If it was, a special team of amazing superheroes would have already assembled and would be planning how to permanently protect the world from Darth Pumpkin before Memorial Day.
Never make the unfortunate mistake of believing you've seen Republicans at their worst. Now that they're the MAGA Magoos, led exclusively by Darth Pumpkin, they never reach the bottom of the barrel.
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