Sadder Daze II

Holy shit, tell me this can't be true! Dudley Toadfartz (known to Joe B as The Sick Fuck, or TSF for short) has told reporters that Texan Greg Abutt is on his short list of potential VP running mates. There were already at least 10,999 solid reasons to convict TSF on all 91 felony counts and lock him up for a minimum of ten years, and now there are 11,000. There are hints being dropped that Texan Greg might not be as overjoyed as TSF expected him to be.