Obviously

I'm making a list of things that are obvious to me:

1. If the Mueller report completely exonerated Donnie Polyp, as we're being told, the White House would have 1,000 copies of it on sale for 49 cents each at every Walmart store in the country by next Friday. The MAGA logo would be on the front cover.
2. Any media source that refers to the Barr letter as "The Mueller Report" should be ignored from now on.
3. Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell host the only news programs on TV worth seeing.
4. If Republicans are howling for Adam Schiff to resign his House seat, it proves that he's doing everything right so far.
5. The local PBS station ran a news special tonight about the Mueller investigation, but I knew it wouldn't be watchable as soon as Judy Woodruff announced that Rudy Giuliani would be joining the discussion.
6. We need to find out if an Attorney General can be arrested for contempt if he ignores a subpoena to appear before a House committee.
7. If Mitch McConnell is blocking a Senate vote to release the full Mueller report, it's a lock that he knows what's in it, and it ain't total exoneration of the Polyp.