Obviously, Part Two

Continuing my personal inventory of things that have been, are now, or should soon be obvious:

• Proof beyond a reasonable doubt may be the standard for a criminal indictment, but evidence of high crimes or misdemeanors is what the House committees are looking for.
• We need an investigation of Senator Rand Paul's connections to Russia, now that he's blaming Obama for Donnie Polyp's problems.
• Ultimately, Polyp's only loyalty is to himself, and he certainly doesn't give a shit about the United States. The yahoos who believe he loves them will probably never figure this out.
• Donnie Polyp is the LAST motherfucker on earth who should try to make jokes about someone's physical appearance. 
• The deep philosophical question that must be discussed for the next few months is this: Would a serious economic slump be worth the problems it would create if it also ensured that Donnie Polyp and many Republicans in Congress would be swept away in a blue tsunami next year? 
• We can add Booger Barr to the list of Republicans openly obstructing justice.