Who would've thought he could... never mind.

The Wall Street Journal has an article about Donnie Placenta's extramarital fling with a porno actress. According to the WSJ story, the woman was paid to keep quiet about it before the election. As we already know, this stuff will make Donnie more popular among his cult followers. The men will envy him for cheating on his wife and screwing a porn star, and the women will wish they could be porn stars too. When we're talking about Donnie's fans, we're talking about the trashiest of the trashy.