I finished reading the Sunday and Monday newspapers this morning, and here's what I think:
Anyone who votes for Republicans because he believes it will mean an infinite supply of gasoline at two dollars per gallon deserves whatever misfortune comes his way.
Dick Cheney, age 71, got a heart transplant, but there's no truth to the rumor that he jumped to the top of the waiting list ahead of younger patients.
The Supreme Court will hear the so-called Obamacare case. They're allocating three whole days. Side bet says the eventual decision will be a 5-4 vote either way.
It's a sign of the times that some employers are asking prospective new hires for their Facebook passwords so they can snoop around in their personal activities. Thank God there was no such thing as Facebook when I was looking for work.
George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin, and everybody but me is taking sides in the ensuing controversy. If the truth ever comes out, half the people in America are gonna look pretty foolish, depending on whether they blamed the shooter or the shootee.
People who make a living printing business cards are taking a hit since the under-30s now use their electronic gadgets to do the things that used to be done by handing someone your card.
Maybe conservatives oppose contraception because as long as the population keeps growing, there will always be a huge pool of cheap labor.
Anyone who votes for Republicans because he believes it will mean an infinite supply of gasoline at two dollars per gallon deserves whatever misfortune comes his way.
Dick Cheney, age 71, got a heart transplant, but there's no truth to the rumor that he jumped to the top of the waiting list ahead of younger patients.
The Supreme Court will hear the so-called Obamacare case. They're allocating three whole days. Side bet says the eventual decision will be a 5-4 vote either way.
It's a sign of the times that some employers are asking prospective new hires for their Facebook passwords so they can snoop around in their personal activities. Thank God there was no such thing as Facebook when I was looking for work.
George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin, and everybody but me is taking sides in the ensuing controversy. If the truth ever comes out, half the people in America are gonna look pretty foolish, depending on whether they blamed the shooter or the shootee.
People who make a living printing business cards are taking a hit since the under-30s now use their electronic gadgets to do the things that used to be done by handing someone your card.
Maybe conservatives oppose contraception because as long as the population keeps growing, there will always be a huge pool of cheap labor.
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