Tuesday, September 16, 2014


I updated the Basic Stupidity Rate (BSR) calculations for the United States and Texas using data from archives of the federal government for the presidential elections held between 2000 and 2012. The national BSR is 47.809 percent, but the Texas BSR is a whopping 10.44 percent higher (58.25 percent). That explains a lot. For example, it explains why this sleazy creep is in the U.S. Senate.

It explains why this pussy is a state senator and could be the next Lt. Governor of Texas.

And  it explains how someone like this asshole could serve as a U.S. Representative.

Saturday, August 23, 2014


Indicted felon Rick Perry. You know, I like the way that rolls off the tongue.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The waiting is over

What took her so goddamned long? Snowball Sarah Palin has weighed all the evidence and has finally decided that now is the time and this is the place to impeach Obama. That makes it official, so let's get to it.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Rules 1A and 1B

Two rules to live by:

A) Treat other people the way you want other people to treat you.

B) Never trust anyone who's waving a flag with one hand and clutching a Bible in the other.