Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The waiting is over

What took her so goddamned long? Snowball Sarah Palin has weighed all the evidence and has finally decided that now is the time and this is the place to impeach Obama. That makes it official, so let's get to it.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Rules 1A and 1B

Two rules to live by:

A) Treat other people the way you want other people to treat you.

B) Never trust anyone who's waving a flag with one hand and clutching a Bible in the other.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Primarily

The bad news is that ignorant Republican assholes will probably be able to elect a worthless sleazeball like Dan Patrick to the office of Lt. Governor in November

The good news is that Patrick's election will mark the beginning of the end of Republican dominance in Texas politics.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Drafted

If I had things my way, Johnny Manziel would have played two more years at Texas A&M, leaving as one of the five best quarterbacks to ever play college football, with the Aggies established as one of the top five SEC teams. Instead, he decided to turn professional after his RS sophomore season. Tonight, instead of being one of the top five draft picks, he slipped to the 22nd spot in the first round, and was chosen by the Cleveland Browns. I imagine that's the last I'll be seeing of Johnny Football, since Cleveland games aren't shown very often around here. So, too bad... but it could've been worse. Manziel could have been drafted by Dallas.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Walton World Part 1


Is it possible that people who shop at Walmart are more oblivious than the typical American? There is plenty of photographic evidence that this may be the case.

THE OLD WAY

THE OLD WAY

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