Monday, March 30, 2015

Online Wisdom

The following was copied from an online comment board. I wish I had thought of it myself. The topic is Ted Cruz being liked in his home state:

"It's like the invasion of Iraq. The more popular an idea is in Texas, the more pain and suffering it causes throughout the rest of the world."

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Doctor Ben

Ben Carson has joined Clarence Thomas as a Republican icon. Those two are revered because (a) they're crazier than many white conservatives, and (b) white conservatives feel good about themselves when there are two black people they like.

Ben has filled the slot occupied by Colin Powell before he voted for Obama.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

A Dark Day

One of the worst days in Texas history was the day talk radio host Danny (Goeb) Patrick decided to see how far he could go in state politics.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Potty Privileges

Where do the Republicans find these goddamned losers? I know there can't be an infinite number of them, but it seems like there is.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

A Make-Believe War

Despite what we hear these days, there isn't really a war on Christianity, but that doesn't mean starting one would be a bad idea.