Saturday, August 23, 2014

Felon

Indicted felon Rick Perry. You know, I like the way that rolls off the tongue.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The waiting is over

What took her so goddamned long? Snowball Sarah Palin has weighed all the evidence and has finally decided that now is the time and this is the place to impeach Obama. That makes it official, so let's get to it.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Rules 1A and 1B

Two rules to live by:

A) Treat other people the way you want other people to treat you.

B) Never trust anyone who's waving a flag with one hand and clutching a Bible in the other.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Primarily

The bad news is that ignorant Republican assholes will probably be able to elect a worthless sleazeball like Dan Patrick to the office of Lt. Governor in November

The good news is that Patrick's election will mark the beginning of the end of Republican dominance in Texas politics.

THE OLD WAY

THE OLD WAY

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