Saturday, June 27, 2015


Considering the hysterical hand-wringing among conservative religious crazies over the SC's marriage equality ruling, I suppose we can assume that if the United States still exists after 72 hours, God isn't as upset about it as they are.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Banning Banners

After the church killings in South Carolina, the Confederate flag is the topic of the day on my Facebook news feeds. Here's what I think:

In the 21st century, anyone who needs to display a Confederate flag anywhere other than in a museum is making a statement. The statement is this: "Fuck yeah, I'm a flamin' asshole. Whatcha gonna do about it?"

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Cheese Dick

The Supreme Court, led by Fat Tony Scalia, is on the verge of ending the ACA this month. Rep. Paul Ryan, the biggest cheese dick in Wisconsin after Walker, tells us not to sweat it because Republicans have a solution.

If the Republicans had a solution, they would be lining up to go on TV and talk about it. Besides, Republicans never have solutions for anything; they only have new ways to fail.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Setting the Record

Every time I turn around, there's another asshole trying to raise the bar for the title of Dumbest Motherfucker on the Planet. Today, it's this guy.