Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Reversal

Wouldn't it be weird if Donny Johnny really did experience a revelation, and suddenly understood that if he truly wanted to be loved by most Americans, he'd need to stop being a total asshole and start doing all kinds of things that would make him lovable. And wouldn't it be even weirder if his job approval started climbing because he was working hand-in-hand with the Democrats in Congress? Wouldn't it be funny if Donny did a complete 180 and passed Mitch and the rest of the GOP while he was on his way to the center and they were speeding along in the opposite direction, on their way to join him where they were expecting him to be?

This fantasy assumes that
  • Donny Johnny has the innate ability to completely transform himself from a lazy, incompetent sociopath, and 
  • is willing to give up the pep rallies and corrupt profiteering.
So we know it'll never really happen, but it's still mildly amusing to think about.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Russia, collusion, etc.

Digby @ Hullabaloo on the latest developments.

Politicus USA has something that explains why the chinless wonder should probably stop depending on Donny Johnny. Here's a hint: It has to do with the positive media coverage Donny received this week, and his desperate need to have nice things written and said about him in the newspapers and on the cable news shows.

Friday, September 1, 2017

Suicidal depression

From what I've read, rotten spawn Eric Trump did a radio interview during which he talked about how all the criticism his rotten old man is getting is making Donny Johnny deeply depressed, and Eric implied that so much criticism might make Donny so unhappy he'd become suicidal.

Seriously? Is this supposed to be something that troubles me, or makes me sympathetic? Because if that's what ET has in mind, he can go fuck himself.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Nine of life's losers speak out.

AlterNet: From The Guardian, nine people who voted for Donny Johnny share the reasons they'll stick with the fat bastard as long as he needs them. This is essential reading for anyone who still believes mental defectives can be restored to righteousness with truth and logic. The sad thing is, two of the interviewees are only 19 years old. The old geezers? Them, I can understand.

But people under twenty?

Charles Pierce in Esquire discusses his thoughts on the lamebrains who attend Donny Johnny's campaign rallies. If the crowds just stopped showing up at all, instead of getting bored and leaving early, it might put an end to this foolishness.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

He's no T.R.

When Pence compares Donny Covfefe favorably to Theodore Roosevelt, it's like comparing the scribbling of a two-year-old boy to a painting by Leonardo da Vinci. Pence's statement proves he knows nothing about Teddy Roosevelt (possibly), or is a rotten, groveling political hack (definitely).

Donny and Pence have stopped trying to communicate with intelligent, educated Americans. Everything they say now is aimed at just one audience, the deplorable meatheads who still enthusiastically support them and won't question anything they're told.

A pair of losers

Friday, August 18, 2017

Unsafe and Unsound

After the events in Spain, Donny Covfefe is making it clear that he wants to protect the United States the way Hitler protected Germany.

Steve Bannon always looks like he dripped out of a pig's ass, then went to the office without cleaning up. But his lack of hygiene isn't the reason he's apparently out of work now. Did he resign or was he fired? Does it matter? One possibility is that Donny Covfefe discovered he doesn't need a liaison anymore; he can just communicate directly with the Nazis and other white supremacy gangs.

One rumor has it that Bannon was cut loose because he tended to hog the spotlight. My feeling since February has been that if Bannon left, it would be because Covfefe was jealous of the media attention he attracted. I was certain Tony the Mooch wouldn't last long for the same reason. There can only be one star in Donny's reality show.

It appears that the Donny Covfefe Coalition is narrowing down to uneducated white people, rural shit-kickers, Nazis, the KKK, and religious lunatics from the Jerry Falwell / Pat Robertson school.

Steverino

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