Saturday, May 27, 2017

Mitch moolah

Washington Monthly discusses something that's starting to be obvious: Mitch McConnell and Vladimir Putin seem to have a similar agenda for America.

Some people believe that Russian money went into Republican PACs last year. That might explain a lot of things.

Who? Me?

Added 11:50 PM Saturday 27 May: While we're at it, let's add this corruption to all the other stinking rotten corruption that's swamping the country while Don Corholio and the rest of the Republican Party work together to make him richer (from Think Progress).

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Just dropped in...

Don Cornholio with members of his family after dropping in on Pope Francis

Pope Francis: "Somebody show this asshole the exit."

One question: What is that fat motherfucker grinning about? Did he stick something valuable in his pocket while the Pope wasn't looking?

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Over There

The so-called precedent (sic) has plenty to whine about today. Of course, there's that new special counsel, Robert Mueller, and Don Cornholio wants us all to understand that this is bad, bad, bad for America, because investigating his corruption shows that the country is divided. And that's bad.

To make matters worse, Don Cornholio is being forced to go on a nine-day tour of foreign countries, many of which don't have a Trump hotel, golf club, or resort where he can hang out. And that's bad. And even worse, he'll have to be in meetings with foreign leaders who are much, much smarter than he is, and just like every other time he meets a foreigner, something will probably go wrong and people will be laughing at him again.

Added 11:22 AM Friday 19 May: Daily Kos has a discussion of the things other world leaders can do to keep Don Cornholio interested and reduce the number of embarrassing moments.

The whole world's against me...

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Finally, the truth

The so-called precedent (sic), under attack by Democrats and the liberal media, finally decided to speak honestly from the heart, and made his first truthful statement since announcing he would run for president in 2016.

Well, not really... it's The Onion.

AlterNet explains where things really stand, and it's pretty bad.

Oh sweet Jesus, I repent...

Tuesday, May 16, 2017


If there's anyone the so-called precedent (sic) wants to rape or murder, now is the time to do it. He's omnipotent, and none of the usual rules apply to him. We can place Mitch McConnell, the chinless wonder, and Johnny (Ace) McCain at the top of the list of Don Cornholio's enablers in the Senate.

The Chinless Wonder

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Wrong Move, Lardass

In his letter to FBI Director James Comey telling him he's fired, Cornholio says he appreciates Comey telling him on three separate occasions that he, Cornholio, was not under investigation.

Of course he's under investigation, and Comey wouldn't have told him he wasn't. If Cornholio isn't being examined under the FBI's microscope, there's no reason to fire Comey now.

Every American capable of intelligent thought knows the so-called precedent (sic) has been up to his eyebrows in corruption involving the Russians, and firing Comey after his Senate testimony yesterday is proof that the fat motherfucker is guilty and getting desperate.

Richard Nixon tried this shit, and he didn't get away with it either. If the Republicans in Congress let this shit slide, kiss America goodbye --- we're over.

You are FIRED!




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