Friday, May 13, 2016


Some people think Rafael (Ted) Cruz should refund his Senate salary since he spent most of the past year running for president instead of handling the duties he was theoretically elected to perform.

There are no positive outcomes to be had here. We can either pay Eduardo to swan around the country, pretending to be the Face of God for yahoos, assholes and rednecks, or we can pay him to participate in Senate affairs. Overall, he probably does less damage to America when he's prissing for trailer trash.

The only way we won't be wasting money on this con artist is by dismissing the motherfucker from public service altogether. Given that at least 51 percent of Texas voters are worthless imbeciles, we can scratch that option. 

Thursday, May 12, 2016


It's hard to accept an egomaniac with a ridiculous haircut like Thumper being a major party's presidential candidate until you read the online comments of the drooling idiots, nose pickers, and uneducated sociopaths who are members of his fan club. They're just waiting to be plucked, like low-hanging fruit. As a group, Trump voters are the most gullible fools in the United States -- totally incapable of comprehending reality. Trump has made a living off conning morons for decades, and he has it down pat.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Random Thoughts (Post-Indiana)

Eduardo (Ted) Cruz told everyone who'd listen that the Indiana primary was the last chance for God's people to ward off the threat of Trump. It didn't work, and now he gone.

Trump sucks ass, but Cruz is even worse. That's amazing. I didn't think it was possible until I saw it for myself.

Opinions are divided at this stage. Will Trump win a landslide victory in November, or be crushed in a landslide defeat? Here's what seems likely to me:

Trump is a creation of the media, particularly television. Unlimited free media coverage made his campaign possible. The media made Trump, and the media has the ability to destroy him. This party is just getting started.

Trump can't win in November with his current voters. He'll need to win over people who haven't voted in a Republican primary to win in the Electoral College.

If he gravitates to the middle of the road, he risks losing the conservatives who love him because in their dreams, he's just as insane as they are.

Conservatives who promise a landslide win base the forecast on polls showing voters are in a bad mood. In reality, Trump and Cruz don't appeal to every American who's dissatisfied with current affairs. That would include people like me, who are totally fed up with the conservative movement, the tea party, and Republicans in general.

Trump and Cruz appeal to a particular segment of the Disgruntled American Voter population (mostly people who blame everything on Obama), and they've fought over those voters for months. Millions of other voters see Trump and Cruz as the problem, not the solution.

Have we finally seen the last of Cruz? Probably not. Tomorrow, Eduardo will have two items on his to-do list. First, pray to God that Trump is annihilated in November. Second, check on air fare to New Hampshire and Iowa. This chum bucket's entire existence is devoted to a relentless pursuit of political power. He's only interested in Senate membership as a way to keep himself on cable news shows, and he's already thinking ahead to 2020.

Monday, May 2, 2016


Danny (Goeb) Patrick is apparently planning to make the potty issue a priority the next time the Texas legislature assembles for more trouble-making. Danny doesn't want men in the same bathrooms with little girls, and maybe this is a crisis that is reaching epidemic proportions. It's getting harder to tell the boys from the girls these days.

For example, Danny looks like he might have been Danielle at birth. I don't want him in any restroom I'm using.

What about Rafael (Ted) Cruz? Okay, this isn't really his picture, but it's easy to imagine the possibilities.

And is Carly really more feminine than Caitlin Jenner? Be honest.

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Crime and Punishment

Since conservative Republicans believe that abortion should be forbidden anywhere, at any time, for any reason, the only thing that's up for discussion is whether the woman who obtains an abortion should be charged with a felony, or whether women and their doctors should both be charged.

Welcome to life in Ted Cruz's America.