Tuesday, November 21, 2017

What an asshole...

Somehow, I can't imagine Barack Obama getting into the kind of messes Donnie Doughnuts gets into. Donnie is a punk and an asshole, and thinks he's still a performer starring in a reality show on TV. Obama understood the responsibilities of the office, and dignity comes naturally to him. Doughnuts will never live long enough to be in Obama's class as a man or a president. He knows that's true, and it's eating his fat ass alive.

Expects to be adored, almost never is.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

It didn't need to be like this.

Vox: There's a better way to accomplish the things the GOP claims they're trying to accomplish with the terrible tax legislation moving through Congress.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Political Science

But, but, but... you'll be able to file your IRS return on a postcard.

Republican politicians know the people who vote for them are stupid, and they hope the rest of us are.

That's pretty much all you need to know to understand what's happening in Congress these days.

Copied from the Vanity Fair article at the link
“The Trump team is arguing that massively cutting taxes for corporations will somehow translate into significant wage increases for working people,” David Mendels, the former C.E.O. of publicly traded software company Brightcove wrote last week. “This argument fundamentally disregards everything we know about how companies actually decide to hire and how much to pay their employees. As a C.E.O. (and in previous roles) I was involved in hiring and determining salaries for thousands of people over 25 years. From real-world experience I can tell you that tax rates literally never came up in any discussion about hiring or pay levels.”

Thursday, November 16, 2017


Sen. Al Franken and his fellow members of the Democratic Party are setting the standard for properly responding to allegations of sexual misconduct. It's a fucking shame that Republicans will never follow this example with Donnie Doughnuts, Redneck Roy, and the other stinking maggots on their side. Reason number 2,681,444 why we don't need Republicans anymore (if we ever did).

By the way, why did a worthless shit bubble like Roger Stone know this was coming?

Want Donnie Tootie Fruity feeling up his daughter? Here you go...

One sick bastard

Monday, November 13, 2017

"Do not make me shoot puppy."

Putin's stooge Donnie Jerkinov talked to his godfather while he was farting around overseas, and now he's telling us people will die if the investigations into Donnie's anti-American conspiracy with Russia and sanctions against Putin aren't ended, like right now. 

We know Donnie lives in a fantasy world of reality TV, so maybe he's throwing in the part about people dying for dramatic impact (because he saw something like that on a show), or maybe he thinks vague threats make him appear to be more like a mob boss and less like a stooge. Or maybe Putin told him, "Donnie, you have nice family. Maybe I drop in for visit some time."

Friday, November 10, 2017

Happy Thoughts

Goddamn, it would make me happy to see Roy Moore lose the election. I would be forced to reconsider my opinion that Alabama is the asshole of the world.

At Vox: The hardest of the hardcore Donnie Jerkinov fans are still deeply in love with the sorry motherfucker, and always will be. So? 

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Conspiracy with a capital C

So was there a conspiracy? Oh, hell yeah

And it didn't start after Donnie Jerkinov was the GOP nominee. It started when he announced he was running for so-called precedent (sic).

Updated 4:03 PM Wednesday 8 November: With Donnie Jerkinov as the so-called precedent (sic), the international prestige of the United States has been severely damaged, if not totally destroyed. Vladimir Putin was able to accomplish goals that Nikita Khrushchev only dreamed about.




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