Cheez Doodles are those crispy snacks that look like little orange dried dog turds, so that will be another nickname for Don Old. He'll also be called Captain Thunderfartz around here, after reports that he's been grabbing naps and cutting cheese in the courtroom while his NYC election interference trial unfolds.
Cheez Doodles holds the distinction of being the first so-called American precedent (sic)
- to lose the popular vote in consecutive elections
- to be impeached twice during a single term
- to transform the GOP into the first pro-Russia party in the USA
- to be the first precedent (sic) prosecuted for committing felonies.
Due to amazing malignant narcissism, Thunderfartz believes he's the most popular and important person in the world. He whines and complains constantly about the mistreatment he's forced to suffer. He's demented enough to believe that mobs of his fanatic fans are being prevented by police forces from staging massive protests at courthouses around the country, supporting him in his time of historic persecution.
It hasn't occurred to the idiot that most Americans are just plain exhausted after coping with his damned foolishness and corruption for eight years, and listening to his broken record of complaints since the 2020 election. Most of us will be happy if he's permanently removed from the political and media spotlights by the end of this year.
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