Top five reasons why Bozo the Blob wants to be Pussydent 47A (not necessarily in order of priority):
- Complete immunity from punishment for disobeying or breaking the law
- At least 20 hours of free television coverage per day without any negative commentary on major network news programs
- Using federal authorities to punish his enemies (people who don't think he's perfect, who make jokes about him, or who oppose him politically)
- Using power of the office to add millions of dollars to his personal wealth and that of his rich pals
- Plenty of free time to play as much golf as he wants
Update 7:27 PM Friday 4/11: Has there ever been a real American president as damned stupid as Pussydent 47A Bozo the Bloated Blob? He never knows when to STFU and GTFO.
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