Glancing at the morning headlines on liberal webpages is usually depressing, but today there were some encouraging reports to read:
First, it's looking more likely that Jungle Gym Jordan's effort to become next in line behind Kamala in the order of succession will flop like most of his plans.
Second, conservative-leaning Politico reported that, thanks to the waste of shit, the level of enthusiasm among MAGA Monkey voters for the 2024 election is beginning to crumble. A third consecutive serving of steaming dog turds can't be sold as chocolate ice cream, and there aren't any actual Republicans in the race to challenge the fat slug, unless you count Christie as one.
On the other hand, there's nothing that can generate wild enthusiasm among Democratic voters like the possibility of Don Slobbo Crappolini in the White House again. The edge here goes to the (D) Party.
Don Crappolini is pitching another fit because the real President is getting nearly all the media attention during the latest Middle Eastern crisis, while a former make-believe precedent (sic) is mostly being ignored like yesterday's newspapers.
Added 6:20 PM Wednesday: It was only a few days ago that the media were practically guaranteeing Jungle Gymbo, with the waste of shit's enthusiastic endorsement, was a lock to become the next House Speaker and official leader of the MAGA movement to protect and defend Crappolini from all enemies. Is it possible they were wrong?
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