Try to imagine a dump truck unloading a mixture of 800 pounds of dead dogs and 650 pounds of human excrement in the center of your living room. That would be almost as repulsive as the latest rumors from the Waste of Shit's compound. It's being said that he's considering the idea of Empty Greene as his running mate if/when he officially announces his 2024 candidacy for precedent (sic).
It's being reported that Waste of Shit learned lessons from his experience with Mike Dispense in term #1. Unlike Dispense, Empty Greene simply adores Vladimir Putin, almost as much as she adores Jabba himself. She'd do anything either of them wanted, probably including oral & anal (two of the three things where Mike drew the line).
Keeping in mind Jabba the Whut's age and health, there's a fair chance that VP Empty Greene could move into the White House herself. If that ain't the Ultimate Puke-o-Rama, what would be?
Added 1:09 PM Sunday: Waste of Shit #1 is in a major snit over Pulitzer prizes awarded to journalists instead of infotainment stars like Sean Hannjob and Fucker Carlson. Major lawsuit to be filed in two weeks.
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