Fake News

Donnie Doolittle's concept of fake news: Any news report that exposes him as ignorant, incompetent, corrupt, lazy, dishonest, or psychopathic, or that factually reports the immoral or illegal act he's committed, is committing, or is planning to commit.

Actual fake news: Any news report that states or suggests the possibility that Donnie is intelligent, capable, honest, ethical, energetic, sane, or rational, or describes any action he's taken as effective or beneficial to all Americans.