Mitch McConnell's life is turning to shit. I don't have a problem with that.
Hugh Hefner just died at age 91. I started buying Playboy when I was in high school, and even tacked a few of the choicest Playmate centerfolds to the ceiling over my bed. I collected 12 issues per year for decades. Last summer, I got rid of them because I needed the shelf space.
If it was left up to me, I'd bring Hefner and Don Williams back by trading Beauregard Sessions, Roy Moore, Rafael (Ted) Cruz and Danny (Goeb) Patrick for them in a two-for-one deal.
Speaking of Roy Moore... fuck Alabama and the crackers who vote for people like him.
Hugh Hefner just died at age 91. I started buying Playboy when I was in high school, and even tacked a few of the choicest Playmate centerfolds to the ceiling over my bed. I collected 12 issues per year for decades. Last summer, I got rid of them because I needed the shelf space.
If it was left up to me, I'd bring Hefner and Don Williams back by trading Beauregard Sessions, Roy Moore, Rafael (Ted) Cruz and Danny (Goeb) Patrick for them in a two-for-one deal.
Speaking of Roy Moore... fuck Alabama and the crackers who vote for people like him.
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