Master Planning or Just Masturbation?

Trying to figure out Donny Cofeve's master plan based on the tweets he farts out is impossible, since he doesn't have a master plan, and his positions on issues are subject to change as soon as the commercial break on Fox News ends and he hears something new. I know a boy, four years old, who has the same ability to focus that Donny has (and his brother, seven, has more).

Here's the basic argument that nervous conservatives seem to be having among themselves these days:

• Is Donny's master plan to desert the Republican Party and take his zombie army of Nazis, Klan members, ignorant hillbillies, and white losers who believe they're an oppressed minority with him, or
• is his master plan to remain in the GOP and cement his domination of the party by running off every member who won't polish his knob on demand?

After seven months of watching him build sand piles, then kick them over, I'm sure the only thing Donny ponders for more than five minutes at a time is how much progress Robert Mueller has made building the criminal case against him.

PS: If dividing Republicans makes them easier to conquer, I'm all for it.