King Newt I

I've been catching up on political news and just read a report about the latest flap from Newter. As we all know, Newt considers himself the deep thinker among Republicans, the guy with big ideas and a bold vision. His latest big idea is that as president, he'll just ignore any court decisions that don't win his approval. Okay, I've tried to give the fat motherfucker the benefit of the doubt, but he's crossed the line this time. He's now disqualified as a future president, and unless the goddamned Republicans get serious with their nomination, this country is fucked.