Wide Loads

As strange as it seems, there are many Republicans who want THIS guy to run for their party's nomination next year. Chris Christie is his name, New Jersey politics is his game. I saw him on TV once, and my only lasting impression of him was, "Hmmm. So this is what Sylvester Stallone would look like if he weighed 300 pounds."

Think Lardass Rocky and you're on the right track.