Looking on the bright side

Being eternally optimistic, I think I've found the silver lining in the dark clouds of trash being written and spoken about the late Senator Ted Kennedy by rightwingers suffering the discomfort of hemorrhoids: When a fat, lazy conservative icon like Limbaugh finally keels over after years of sloth and gluttony, I can piss all over his memory and never feel a single twinge of guilty conscience. The behavior of the yahoos this week has freed me to unleash the dogs the next time the score is tied. What goes around eventually comes around.