Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Speedo: Scenes I'm imagining

" Mom ! Mom ! Sidney's being bad ! "
" Sidney ! Come in this house right this minute ! I'm going to paddle your butt ! "
" Awwww, mom... "
" NOW, Sidney ! "

There are probably people in Alabama and Mississippi who heard the news on TV that Russian tanks were rolling in Georgia and started loading up their pickups for an immediate evacuation. They'll definitely be voting for Sidney now that we've been invaded.

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