Limbaugh, the stain in America's underwear, recently signed a contract worth 400 million, and now cheap imitation Sean Hannity has been given a contract worth 100 mil. If I'm ever in charge of the country, my first official act will be to establish new laws under which all conservatives working in the radio, television, and print media are required to pay steep confiscatory income tax rates. In Limbaugh's case, the rate will be everything he makes exceeding nine dollars per month. Someone who's only semi-disgusting like George Will will get to keep 39 dollars per week, but assholes like Kristol and Krauthammer will be limited to 14 dollars a week. Hannjob, who's repulsive but not quite as sickening as Limbaugh, would keep twenty dollars per month. In Ann Coulter's case, the rate would be 100 percent just on general principles; I'll take every last dime. As a rule of thumb, the more often you appear on Fox News the larger your tax bill. An exception for Limbaugh, who seldom does television but still pays dearly.
The numerous benefits of my new tax laws should be obvious.
No comments:
Post a Comment