Worst Living Primate

The subject of today's opinion is the worst primate living on the planet earth today, Demented Dung-Hole. Everything he has said and done for most of the last ten years has been ignorant, insane, illegal, corrupt, untrue, or simply evil. He's the sort of lowlife who smears orange grease all over his face, then has a bowel movement on the front lawn of the mansion he lives in. He has no use for toilet tissue, so he wipes his butt with his bare left hand, then licks his fingers clean.

At the moment Dung-Hole is responsible for having a large section of the White House demolished although it's not his personal property. He has ordered the weaklings he installed in the Department of Justice to give him $230,000,000 in cash to pay for an elegant ballroom in the empty space made available by the destruction of the White House. It will eventually have the design and decor of a goddamn Louisiana whorehouse. At the outset, Dung-Hole told Americans that private donors would contribute the funds required to finance the ballroom, but of course that was just another of his goddamned lies. There's no legal way Dung-Hole can order the Justice Dept. to give him $230,000,000 of taxpayer dough because federal investigation of his previous crimes and corrupt activities embarrassed and infuriated him. Destroying the nation's presidential residence and illegally collecting $230,000,000 are the kind of bullshit that makes Dung-Hole the worst primate on earth today.

What would be interesting would be Dung-Hole's hatred for so many things shortening the duration of the hell he's putting the nation through.

Stephen Miller would have fit perfectly in Nazi Germany in 1939. He's the second worst living primate now,

Mediacrity

Lawrence O'Donnell is an example of what the news media in the United States should be doing when reporting on the multiple failures and endless threats to democracy that are the dominant characteristics of Don(key) Dumpster, the Waste of Shit Stains. Until Lawrence is leading the way and setting the standards for the political press, things probably can't improve much.

Protect & Defend

According to Alter.Net article today, the CEO class controlling organizations in position to strengthen or weaken our national economy are alarmed by the possibility that our traditional democratic system of government is currently threatened with complete destruction by Stink Bomber Fatty 4-CUP's desire to end everything that's been good about USA since ratification of the U.S. Constitution.

Maybe there really are too many CEOs living in fear where Fatty 4-CUP is concerned. That needs to be corrected, and a starting point should be consolidation of the CEO class and an ironclad position that corporate financial support to members of federal and state courts and legislatures would be terminated to anyone reinforcing Fatty 4-CUP's ability to destroy America. 

Every dollar in campaign donations should then be rerouted to legislators and judges courageous enough to neuter 4-CUP and those hired to obey his orders without delays** -- flattening them like cockroaches smashed with sledgehammers. 

** Miller, Bondi, RFK Jr., Gabbard, Vought, Hegseth, Noem, Patel, Bessent, Vance, Leavitt, et al 

So long, C.K.

Charlie Kirk was a popular figure among American MAGA Monkeys, and he's reported to have been one of those MAGA heroes who believe some shootings in America every year are a reasonable price to pay for the protection of Second Amendment rights for him and his fan club members. Unfortunately for C.K., he died today from a fatal gunshot wound while performing his pro-Porky 47 devotional at a Utah university. Now Porky 47 has another reason to feel sorry for himself.

Updated 5:48 PM Thursday 09/11/25: Nobody has been captured, arrested or identified as the shooter who put a round in Kirk, but Porky 47 immediately decided liberal Democrats are guilty of murdering Kirk. He's spent his tenure as Porky 47 attacking anyone who opposes or disagrees with him on any matter as a filthy imperfection ruining his world. His top priority is a fascist agenda enabling him to focus his hatred on revenge, retaliation, retribution, punishment or extermination against everyone in the world who hates him as much as he hates them.

What Goes Around Comes Around

Dunnihoo Thunderphartz officially became Porky 47 in January, and it's now nearly the end of August. For eight months, Dunnihoo's primary interest in being P47 is using the FBI and most of the federal government to get revenge against people and organizations he considers enemies. 

It would be in America's best interest to spend the next 36 months getting revenge against Thunderphartz and every federal official he chose based on loyalty to him and willingness to punish his opponents.

Another Sunny Sunday?

Mark these numbers down: About $45,000,000 for a massive military parade in Washington DC to celebrate Donhoo Thunderfart's 79th birthday, and another @100,000,000 to be wasted on a new ballroom in the White House that, like Thunderfart himself, is completely unnecessary. That's $145,000,000 that the Toad God should be forced to reimburse from his personal assets.

Let's hear a cheer for Canada, where Thunderfart is respected like a dead possum in the middle of a highway. 

The survival of the United States may well depend on the principles and virtue of the federal judicial system, in which the Extreme Supreme Court is dodging its responsibility.

Thunderfart and the Nazis are causing more problems than they're solving, and it needs to be stopped by Republicans.  

Nice Work, Ukraine

Remember a few weeks ago when Tubby TACO Demento pulled that stunt in his White House office and tried to humiliate President Zelensky with an ambush before the cameras? The president of Ukraine obviously understands the meaning of "Don't get mad. Get even."

All the leaders of other nations should immediately start treating Tubby like an outcast and make sure he isn't invited to any more of their gatherings. Having him hanging around is a waste of time and space.