Another Sunny Sunday?

Mark these numbers down: About $45,000,000 for a massive military parade in Washington DC to celebrate Donhoo Thunderfart's 79th birthday, and another @100,000,000 to be wasted on a new ballroom in the White House that, like Thunderfart himself, is completely unnecessary. That's $145,000,000 that the Toad God should be forced to reimburse from his personal assets.

Let's hear a cheer for Canada, where Thunderfart is respected like a dead possum in the middle of a highway. 

The survival of the United States may well depend on the principles and virtue of the federal judicial system, in which the Extreme Supreme Court is dodging its responsibility.

Thunderfart and the Nazis are causing more problems than they're solving, and it needs to be stopped by Republicans.  

Nice Work, Ukraine

Remember a few weeks ago when Tubby TACO Demento pulled that stunt in his White House office and tried to humiliate President Zelensky with an ambush before the cameras? The president of Ukraine obviously understands the meaning of "Don't get mad. Get even."

All the leaders of other nations should immediately start treating Tubby like an outcast and make sure he isn't invited to any more of their gatherings. Having him hanging around is a waste of time and space.

More Midweek Short Cuts

Recommended article at AlterNet outlines the pitiful reasons why P47 Don X. Crement really wants to be the pussident (sic), and why an ignorant TV reality show performer with no experience in government at all should never have been a major party nominee for the office.

And still another good AlterNet article about Foggy Fart Sniffer's limitations when it comes to intellect. 

One more time? Remember how many hours Donold Demento wasted with constant pissing and moaning about Joe Biden's cruelty in weaponizing the Justice Department against him? Now the fucking hypocrite wants celebrities who oppose him investigated as criminals.

And this might be the final link to AlterNet today, but Robert Reich presents a reasonable assessment of the effort by MAGA monkeys and morons to intentionally destroy America.

One of the major reasons MAGA monkeys and morons are a total waste of rotting meat: They are trying to nullify the entire US judicial system, enabling Cheato Assholini to ignore existing laws and operate a crime spree for 24 hours a day. We need laws, courts, and judges much more than we need that ugly, useless shit smear, whose value to the world is zero.

Monday Butthurt Update

Pussident 47A Fart Fog pretends he's Superman to impress his extremely low-information fan club members, but in the world of reality, he's just another MAGA shit weasel.

If Pussident Fart Fog accepts a $400,000,000 plane with an interior designed to look like a New Orleans whorehouse, has he been bribed by the royal family of Qatar? Isn't that a stupid question?

How much Fart Fog corruption should Americans be forced to tolerate?

When there's no real doubt about who cut the cheese on the crowded elevator, continue to blame everything on the most recent Good President who isn't even on the elevator.

If Fart Fog is the superhero he claims to be, why are there so many things going on that he knows NOTHING about? 

Pussident Fart Fog is almost psychotic in his malignant narcissism, and he requires constant praise from his subordinates, nearly all of whom were chosen for their eagerness to coddle his fucking ego. 

Fart Fog must be mentally ill since so much of the praise coming his way is complete fantasy, but he still eats it up as though it's true.

The Ugliness of His Butthurt

Pussident 47A got stomped like a cockroach by Good Man Joe Biden in the 2020 election, and he'll never get over it. P47A constantly tries to pull Joe down to HIS level by calling him "Crooked Joe" or "Sleepy Joe" - but pouting about the beating he was given won't ever change the fact that he's still a repulsive shit stain and the Worst President EVER.

P47A isn't suffering from an inferiority complex - in any group of leaders, he REALLY IS INFERIOR. He just doesn't fit in.

Mister Butthurt learned to choose subordinates who don't make him feel inferior to them, a priority acquired from experience as P45 (but now makes him a worse leader).

Don Dementia likes to think of himself not as a god, but as GOD. He got the idea after he finished re-making the Republican Party in his own image.

Head 'em up and move 'em out

The story that's dominated the news recently is the one about Maryland resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was deported to a bad news prison in El Salvador after being erroneously accused of gang membership, and without any traces of due process.

This is the kind of crap that dirty fascists do all the time, and it's a large segment of Pussident 47A's (pro-Russian) political agenda.

Let's face reality: The dirty, rotten fascists ruled by Bozo the Blob are a much more dangerous threat to the United States than some alleged immigrant gang members from Latin America. Every day, there are detailed reports regarding hazardous activities the MAGA fascists are conducting in their criminal pursuit of what Bozo refers to as making America great again.

If our nation needs to deport people devoted to the potential destruction of American democracy, the federal government, and our way of life, we should begin with Elon Mush (sic) and his gang of data thieves, and work our way up, down and through the MAGA chain of command.

Added 1:43 PM Saturday: Remember when Demented Donold assured Americans that he would end the war between Russia and Ukraine on his first day as Pussydent 47A?

Weak Week End

Top five reasons why Bozo the Blob wants to be Pussident 47A (not necessarily in order of priority):

• Complete immunity from punishment for disobeying or breaking the law
• At least 20 hours of free television coverage per day without any negative commentary on major network news programs
• Using federal authorities to punish his enemies (people who don't think he's perfect, who make jokes about him, or who oppose him politically)
• Using power of the office to add millions of dollars to his personal wealth and that of his rich pals
• Plenty of free time to play as much golf as he wants

Update 7:27 PM Friday 4/11: Has there ever been a real American president as damned stupid as Pussident 47A Bozo the Bloated Blob? He never knows when to STFU and GTFO.