Friday Foolishness

There are signs that The Blob (Russian code name Agent Krasnov) has been told he's within reach of being forever recognized as the worst fucking asshole in the history of mankind. He's plugging away at trying to win the title.

There ain't nothin' happening at work that should interfere with his golfing. 

The Blob (aka Little Tiny Pecker) thinks behaving like an ignorant shitass makes him seem like some superhero.

Let's face it: If The Blob continues to deny that he had any knowledge regarding any or all of the crap currently happening, he should be removed from office on the basis of inability to perform required duties.

Stinking and Sinking

El Cheeto Bandito probably believes that horse manure he keeps shoveling about winning a magnificent mandate. His popularity with voters is starting to fade, and he insists on doing things that are very unpopular and could eventually drag his job approval below 40% if he doesn't clean up his act. Much of his weakened support is a result of his total inability to do anything that improves the economy or makes America a better place to live for everyone - but he's on the wrong side of other issues as well:

• Ignoring the rulings against him by federal judges
• Allowing F'Elon Mush to continue destroying the federal government by wiping out the civil service workforce
• Abandoning Ukraine and lining up with Putin and Russia instead 

Fairly substantial majorities of American voters do NOT agree with the asshole's positions and actions in those areas, but he's so far gone mentally, he probably won't change much (like cutting Mush loose and complying with court orders). Even Putin is sending out signals that he's getting bored with TRashdUMP's tired old TV reality show.

Sunday No-Fun Day

DEI  stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, three values which are vehemently opposed by Jumbo Dumbo and his fascist zombie followers. Those useless TRashdUMP dipshits are obsessed with the goal of completely eliminating DEI in America, because in practice it allows women, minorities, and disabled people to keep white males out of social positions they deserve based totally on their race and gender.

This would be a better nation if we kept DEI and abolished MAGA instead.

Updated 3:26 PM Sunday 3/9/25: The alternate media websites have recently been using several closeup photographs of Elmo Mush, and I noticed some details that caused me to imagine Elmo was born with something that looked like a butt where his face should have been. After being teased as "butt-face" throughout childhood, he was finally old enough (with enough wealth) to have what looked like his butt remade into something resembling a human face. A few marks that could be surgical scars still remain.

Under Russian Ownership

Joe Conason has been near the top of my list of esteemed liberal journalists ever since 2000, when he and Gene Lyons published their book The Hunting of the President: The Ten-Year Campaign to Destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton, a thorough exploration of what Hillary referred to as "a vast right-wing conspiracy."

Joe Conason has written a good article in AlterNet about the long record of collusion between Donkey Wrecked 'em and Russia under Vlad Putin. Recommended as a refresher course on the issue that began before the 2016 election and spans a decade of TRashdUMP corruption that stinks a lot like treason.

Added 5:24 PM Sunday: DEI stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and it's been driving MAGA Monkeys insane, to the point that Pussydents 47A & 47B have been pumping out executive orders and Elmo Mush directives prohibiting or abolishing DEI programs, plans or policies in schools, businesses, etc. The MAGA focus is now on something called The Great Resegregation, which rests on the principles that competent white men must dominate American society if things are going to work, and everything fails when white men are demoralized by the inclusion of women and minority groups in the social power structure.

Hey, Toad King, nearly every MAGA politician is a white male, and most of your base is white males. My own observation has been that white men who honor the Waste of Shit as their hero are all worthless assholes. Did you see video coverage of the January 6th riot, attempting to overturn the election, or any audience at a Toad King campaign pep rally? I sure as hell did.

Some Ironic Associated Pressure

Several years ago, I cancelled my subscription to the local newspaper because virtually all articles covering national or state politics that were printed originated at Associated Press (AP) and were slanted favorably toward conservative Republican politicians and policies. Now that I rely on internet sources for political news coverage, I see fewer AP stories, but those I skim still handle MAGA coverage gently, if not adoringly.

Pussydent 50% 47 (adjusted for co-star Elmo Mush) Donkey Wrecked 'Em enjoys fondling himself both physically and psychologically. He recently pleasured himself psychologically by ordering the re-naming of the Gulf of Mexico. He might have chosen "Trump Golf Gulf" - but went with "Gulf of America" instead (pretending to be a USA-loving patriot).

Ironically, Associated Press decided to stick with Gulf of Mexico in their reporting, which resulted in AP becoming outcasts in terms of White House media access despite nearly a decade of TLC in their featured stories about MAGA and the Waste of Turds.

Beware the Blob (29th Day)

Pussydent 50% 47 (adjusted for Elmo Mush as co-Pussydent) Wrecked 'Em posted the following alleged quotation on his Untrue & Antisocial media platform:

"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law."

This line was alleged to have been spoken by Napoleon Bonaparte in the 19th century, but it's possibly a line from a movie about the French dictator. In either case, it's additional proof that Wrecked 'Em is a dangerously-demented lunatic since he's never done a single thing that could possibly be construed as saving this country, but he's been indicted for violating the law a number of times, with more hopefully forthcoming as the wreckage increases.

Beware of The Blob (Day 22)

For the past few days the liberal alternate media have produced a lot of coverage about activity in various courts stopping many of Don Key Duhmp's executive orders from being implemented. Of course, with this much positive news, the same media are circulating speculative stories about Pussydent 47 creating a constitutional crisis by refusing to comply with judicial directives, and ultimately ending American democracy forever.

Here's the deal: If the goddamned MAGA trash and traditional Republicans had been patriotic enough to do the correct thing (convict Pussydent 45 the first time he was impeached by the House), then remove him from office, the illegal crud that P45 subsequently got away with probably wouldn't have happened  (the J6 coup attempt, the stolen classified documents), and his political career would have ended at the Pussydent 45 stage.

If  Don Key Duhmp is stupid and petulant enough to piss on rulings by state and federal courts that he's violating both the Constitution and relevant statutes, any remaining traditional Republicans should join Democrats in impeaching his worthless ass in the House, then removing him from office in the Senate. I believe most voters would support their defense of our freedom, and a warning would be clearly delivered to Shady JD Vance concerning activity that will or won't be tolerated.