Donnie Wet Fart lives in the confined world of reality TV shows, which is why an oily shyster like Joe diGenova slid over from Fox News to Donnie's legal team this week. I expect Robert Mueller is trembling with fear over this dramatic plot twist.
Updated 12:06 PM Saturday 24 March: In Donnie's mind, he's playing the greatest president in American history on the highest-rated TV reality show ever. The cast members playing his cabinet are supposed to gaze at him adoringly, praise his courage and the brilliance of his decisions, and treat the chance to serve him as a blessing from god. Donnie's even staged some cabinet meetings strictly for the TV audience viewing at home.
Now we're just waiting to see what happens when Fantasy World has a head-on collision with Brutal Reality.
Update 11:21 AM Sunday: In Fantasy World, all the best attorneys are itching for the opportunity to join Donnie Wet Fart's crack legal team, and make eleventy millions of dollars too.
Updated 12:06 PM Saturday 24 March: In Donnie's mind, he's playing the greatest president in American history on the highest-rated TV reality show ever. The cast members playing his cabinet are supposed to gaze at him adoringly, praise his courage and the brilliance of his decisions, and treat the chance to serve him as a blessing from god. Donnie's even staged some cabinet meetings strictly for the TV audience viewing at home.
Now we're just waiting to see what happens when Fantasy World has a head-on collision with Brutal Reality.
Update 11:21 AM Sunday: In Fantasy World, all the best attorneys are itching for the opportunity to join Donnie Wet Fart's crack legal team, and make eleventy millions of dollars too.
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