Embarrassing Shortcomings

To use an appropriate analogy, if the anticipated meeting between Putin and Donnie Two Scoops was a gunfight, Donnie would be armed with a cap pistol and Putin would be commanding a battery of field artillery. Donnie's trainers are coaching him up with a few short sentences they hope he'll remember when it's his turn to speak.

The way things stand now, the next time Donnie can get off the plane and find his goddamned limo without help, the talking heads on cable news shows will be saying, "At that moment, Donald Trump became president."

Too many big words and long sentences