Friday, May 13, 2016

Reimbursement

Some people think Rafael (Ted) Cruz should refund his Senate salary since he spent most of the past year running for president instead of handling the duties he was theoretically elected to perform.

There are no positive outcomes to be had here. We can either pay Eduardo to swan around the country, pretending to be the Face of God for yahoos, assholes and rednecks, or we can pay him to participate in Senate affairs. Overall, he probably does less damage to America when he's prissing for trailer trash.

The only way we won't be wasting money on this con artist is by dismissing the motherfucker from public service altogether. Given that at least 51 percent of Texas voters are worthless imbeciles, we can scratch that option. 

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